@Jacob_Jillo

A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts

 Anfield, Merseyside
Joined February 2016
  • Tweets29.8K
  • Following631
  • Followers428
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If i give you one of my kittens and you mistreat them its on sight Walahi
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Najua huyo mzee ametuuza walahi
FC Bayern München
@FCBayern8h
𝗘𝗶𝗻𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗞𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗮 🏟️ Ein besonderes Spiel zum Start ins neue Jahr: Der FC Bayern reist am 5. Januar 2027 nach Nairobi und trifft dort im Rahmen der feierlichen Eröffnung des neuen Nationalstadions „Raila Odinga International Stadium at Talanta Sports City“ auf Ajax Amsterdam. 🔗 Alle Infos: fcbayern.com/2zB4o
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Wah wah mjue vile kplc ni wezi “other charges” ni 8k 🤣 eight fucking kenyarras mangai
أبُو هُرَيْرَة@Jacob_JilloOct 27
Nimebuy tokens za 20k. @KenyaPower_Care shikeni simu pls
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Na tokens? Juu nikona mingi sana😭
✨ Janet 🇰🇪@wanjiiru_MLOct 27
Sai mungu akisema watu wako na 500 bob kwa mpesa ndio wataamka, mimi mwendo nmeumaliza 😭😂😂
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أبُو هُرَيْرَة@Jacob_JilloOct 27
Nimebuy tokens za 20k. @KenyaPower_Care shikeni simu pls
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Nimebuy tokens za 20k. @KenyaPower_Care shikeni simu pls
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joycekuria?@JoyceKuria_42Oct 26
Hello, I'm Joyce Kuria. You've doom scrolled your way into my art. Enjoy! 🫶
Kiswili Cyprian@kharsh_artOct 26
Hi I’m Kiswili ! You’ve doom scrolled your way into my art. Enjoy 😎
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One Wahala After The Other@Kayy_ZAOct 21
Budget ya November is TIGHT. One mistake and I’m in danger.
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Lahaula tuko kwa rasa walahi
🤍@__MsmaryamOct 22
Here is a video to help understand the Super El Niño better…
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Mbabz
@Kalasinga_Oct 23
For most Kenyans, 300k net per month is life changing money. It is a mid-high level managerial salary in most decent companies. How many Kenyans get to that level? Very few. – at Nairobi, Kenya
Col3-wrld@_H0VaOct 23
300K sio thaat much in this economy bana ,mwache kui treat as if it's some type of life changing money Frankly,real ones tunatia bidii sai tukuwe consultants tu make twice that amount and maybe even more
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Kwani tuko kwa rasa fuck sake
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@whisperandwordsOct 19
don’t tell me “there’s other fish in the sea” those fishes don’t do what my fish does, they don’t even look like my fish. my fish swims a little different, kinda sideways, a little autistic. i like that fish. i want that fish
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Gal gadot is such a terrible actor
Issah@IssahZubairuOct 18
How is Ares able to use lighting i thought only Zeus can use lighting
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June 25th@Jasiri_WVROct 16
Movie night na vifaranga and one starts coughing incessantly, amepigwa na "nyamaza Van Cough" 😂😂😂😂 . . . Yeah, these ones will be alright.
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Chaté 🧊🦉@ChatnovskiOct 17
There’s a guy on IG who pours a whole pack of sugar on an ant hill to “give them sudden wealth, cause inflation and crash their economy” 😭😭😭
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@LemayianLeiyanOct 15
"You guys are going by road eeeh? Be careful the roads are very slippery"
dennis ombachi OLY
@ombachi13Oct 15
Karibu inipeleke sayun january. Alafu hao 1st responders waliniibia kofia kama bado niko upside down in my seatbelt. Mkiona tailor made Kangemi ni yangu 😂😂
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meghan
@deloisiveteOct 15
Yes, my husband leaves a lot of mugs upstairs, but if he brought them all down and we cleaned them, then they wouldn't all fit in the cupboard, and it's all part of a very delicately balanced dishes ecosystem
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Wantam@wakili_046Oct 14
Australia: What do you want to do here? Me: Study Australia: Pay 2900$ visa, 545$ medical fee and 18,500$ school fees before we give visa. Me: Paid Australia: Refused, you can get 95% back of your sch. Fees, we will eat the rest. Thank you for bringing deals😆
Said@Seid101Oct 11
Tourists are seething over the 44 USD mandatory inbound travel health insurance.
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julia
@juumelo_Oct 13
imagine finding love & a perfect ass in the same person
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🐾p3arlly 𐙚@y0urhaunt3dgfOct 14
I think when you’re overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game
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Dollar $ign@DennoForesterOct 14
Mzee amepatwa na stroke kwa super metro alafu kuna dem amevaa scrubs tukaexpect asave the moment then anasema ati yeye ni nail tech😂😂💔
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