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Jacob Readdy

@Jacob_Readdy

Stand-up Comedian 🎤🥸

 Flint, MI
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Joined November 2021
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If my aunt had a dick she would be my uncle actually ended up being a very progressive saying
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Cartoons in the 1950s really hated people with pet giraffes
Redd (@ReddCinema) profile pictureRedd
@ReddCinemaNov 11
How the 1950's imagined the cars of the future…
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When the terrible towel comes in handy
verityy (@Verityy1x) profile pictureverityy
@Verityy1xNov 11
A female Ravens fan threw her drink right in a Steelers fan’s face while his son was standing there watching.
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Money making hack always bet the under in women’s basketball games
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It’s said because it’s true MSU is an inferior product in every metric when you win it’s only because of total incompetence
Hoggard SZN (@MrHoggardSZN) profile pictureHoggard SZN@MrHoggardSZNNov 9
Absolutely love how whenever we beat Michigan in football or basketball they revert back to ‘you only won because we suck, you didn’t beat us we beat ourselves’
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In good news whatever blackmail video isreal has of Trump is going to be released soon
The Hormuz Letter (@HormuzLetter) profile pictureThe Hormuz Letter
@HormuzLetterNov 9
BREAKING: Trump says Israel will have to pay the US back "any and all costs" of the Iran war. "Pay us back any and all costs that we've had for the war," Trump tells CBS's 60 Minutes. "We're gonna get all that money back," he adds. Trump says "Without us, they wouldn't exist. Without us, Israel wouldn't exist."
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Is real
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Hugh Jackmans first college football game being this Michigan Michigan State game is so funny
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Imagine how hard this would go without 3 giant Ls on our record
Hugh Jackman (@RealHughJackman) profile pictureHugh Jackman
@RealHughJackmanNov 7
LFG!! @UMichFootball
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Can’t believe Charlie Kirks wife remarried a Muslim man
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Look at the crowd go crazy
RT (@RT_com) profile pictureRT@RT_comNov 6
WRONG BASKET, WRONG BASKET… She SHOT it in THEIR BASKET' New Mexico State women's basketball player SCORES on her OWN HOOP with 20 SECONDS LEFT while TRAILING by ONE COVERS HER FACE in DISBELIEF — entire team in SHOCK
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Would be very useful if he was a dancer
Stamkos96 (@Stamkos96) profile pictureStamkos96
@Stamkos96Nov 4
holy fuck its been 3 days and hes still paralyzed from the waist up
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Nathan Fielders The Rehearsal prepared me for this discourse
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostNov 2
Learjet co-pilot in fatal Florida crash ID'd as 20-year-old who got her license in high school trib.al/Us1GbvY
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Woody Allen and Nathan Fielder have a lot in common, the audience feels intellectually superior while not realizing their reaction is the punchline.
Fanbact✰™ (@ywnbact) profile pictureFanbact✰™
@ywnbactOct 29
She was 17, a perfectly acceptable age to not know any philosophers but a very impressive age to embarrass a 31 year old with his own bullshit.
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The FBI obviously has no sense of humor! When was the last time a politician was even shot anyway?
Mike Chitwood (@SheriffChitwood) profile pictureMike Chitwood
@SheriffChitwoodOct 30
We are not going to tolerate threats to assassinate the president. Allison Albro, 21, Daytona Beach, is learning that the hard way. She posted this last night and got a visit from the @VolusiaSheriff Domestic Security Unit and the @SecretService. She said she was joking with this post, she doesn’t have access to a Glock or any other weapon, and she would never hurt anyone. Today she’s sitting in jail on charges of written threats to kill and unlawful use of a communications device. I would strongly advise anyone else thinking of posting a “joke” along these lines to think twice. VSO continues to work hand in hand with the Secret Service, FBI and all our law enforcement partners to ensure this presidential visit to Daytona Beach is a safe event for all who attend, and for our whole community.
Image from Mike Chitwood (@SheriffChitwood)
Image from Mike Chitwood (@SheriffChitwood)
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Can someone explain this to me in Big Brother terms
sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ (@superTV247) profile picturesᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ
@superTV247Oct 29
Well that’s one way to make Traitors history #CelebrityTraitors
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Handing out razor blades with the candy this year so the adults get something as well
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The way no one is listening to him hahaha major difference from those Michigan huddles
Barstool Michigan (@BarstoolUofM) profile pictureBarstool Michigan
@BarstoolUofMOct 29
Fuck. Dusty’s really the best man.
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Figuring out video games are more enjoyable than your current partner is always fun
Wisconsin Sass (@WisconsinSass) profile pictureWisconsin Sass@WisconsinSassOct 29
“It’S nOt ThAt DeEp” Actually it is and this behavior is repulsive and weird even as a joke.
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I don’t open those political texts I get so when people see how many unread messages I have they think I’m popular
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