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In the past I'd imagine some animals were a lot smarter. Then at some point they realised if they stand in a field a human will bring them food and cut their fur to keep them neat and tidy. No need to think ahead or plan. Think about it when you next ask Claude to automate.
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🚨 DAVID CAMERON WAS COOKING EVEN BACK THEN! πŸ˜‚ A throwback video of him taking a swipe at Ed Miliband’s friendship with Russell Brand is now doing the rounds. You’ve got to give it to David. THE MAN KNEW HOW TO DELIVER A POLITICAL PUNCHLINE! πŸ˜‚
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No this is more like allowing supermarkets to know exactly what I'd pay for the loaf of bread the moment I walk in the store...
We should trial removing the prices on shelves in the supermarket. Customers would find out the price on arriving at the till, and can then negotiate what they are willing to pay. This would benefit men, who would better able to argue down the price with the cashier.
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Greatest play of all time?
WHAT AN INSANE ENDING THE FAKE INCOMPLETE PASS
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Think how it feels to be Trayer... Wait... Betrayer? πŸ‘€
Oh, the women's soccer team is playing. Let's check it out... Darn, they're down 2-1 late...
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"We acknowledge the indigenous people whose ancestors' lands this data centre is built on" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Whoever made this deserves billions of dollars in prizes. This is an elite AI banger. OMG.
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eyo!
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'Now checkout this ballroom' is the 'now watch this drive' moment of this election cycle... youtube.com/watch?v=Z3p9y_OE…
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It was like watching a hungry seagull try to lecture on metaphysics. Despite her obvious lack of ability, Haigh still trotted out stock insults aimed at her opposite number. At one point she suggested that Alex Burghart shouldn't read out his questions, before reading out her answers (and not answering his questions). In fact, I got the sense that Burghart was being gentlemanly in his reticence to go in for the kill: had Labour put up an open can of sardines in the bottom of a barrel, it would have been a less obvious target than Haigh. But if anything, his stoic demeanour seemed to rile her further. Burghart's questions were mostly about benefits. He highlighted the fact that the bill was higher now than it had been even during Covid. Again and again Haigh – who yelled like an unlikeable landlady – insisted that the bill was coming down without explaining in any way how it would do so. ✍️ Madeline Grant Article | spectator.com/article/louise… | @Madz_Grant
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Zelensky right now.
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Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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How did we end up with Phones for Lou doing PMQs!?
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Budget in a nutshell
🚨 WATCH: Andy Burnham falls over while playing cricket in Antigua in the Caribbean
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This aged... poorly
IT'S GO TIME, PATRIOTS. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ MAGA. πŸ¦…
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They were hoping to call a play out of the wrong candidate shim sham book.... not gonna happen
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That's great, start with an antique pipe, Rotting in the ground, gonna wipe Out the whole flow, wouldn’t have been able to, Shut it down, turn it round, started in a panic crew. Opened in a rush, sudden slash, big clash, Vandals going wild, running off with the stash It's the...
It’s so much worse than I imagined. This is his closing message to the voters. h/tβ€”R.E.M. β€œBecause the pipes are very old and in bad shape, but we wouldn't have been able to do that. So we closed it, and we started to do that. We had β€” we opened it quickly, and there was great vandalism with slashing. We have pictures of it. We have photographs of it. In fact, I must say, Jesse Waters of Fox did a whole long piece on it. And it was sad to watch because the vandals really went to town. A lot of people tried to protect the vandals. But we got it done. We opened it just now with the pipes. The pipes now are totally renovated. They're brand-new pipes put in. And the pipes being very important in terms of the algae and other things. And it's a complete job, and we're very proud of it.”
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It’s so much worse than I imagined. This is his closing message to the voters. h/tβ€”R.E.M. β€œBecause the pipes are very old and in bad shape, but we wouldn't have been able to do that. So we closed it, and we started to do that. We had β€” we opened it quickly, and there was great vandalism with slashing. We have pictures of it. We have photographs of it. In fact, I must say, Jesse Waters of Fox did a whole long piece on it. And it was sad to watch because the vandals really went to town. A lot of people tried to protect the vandals. But we got it done. We opened it just now with the pipes. The pipes now are totally renovated. They're brand-new pipes put in. And the pipes being very important in terms of the algae and other things. And it's a complete job, and we're very proud of it.”
6 months later, after indicting an Olympian for vandalizing it, and evolving new species of algae, Donald Trump will demonstrate how the Reflecting Lake holds water again.
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Funny that it sounds like Labour are unwilling to change the part of the immigration policy that changes the rules after people have arrived; perhaps this is because it mirrors what they did to graduates after they changed the rules on tuition fee repayments...
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