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Jake Gordon

@JakeGordon16
 Illinois, USA
Joined September 2013
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My mother sent me a clip of myself on ridiculousness. I couldn’t tell if she was ashamed or proud. I’m gonna go with proud.
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SJORunning@SJORunning4 May 2022
Guess who's the conference champ in the 400m?!?!
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5 years ago today. This man delivered a baby in the air. 👀
Jake Gordon (@JakeGordon16) profile pictureJake Gordon@JakeGordon1610 Jan 2017
My dad delivered a baby on his flight today. the man has done it all @united #unitedAIRLINES #MVP
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Spring recruitment starts next week! Come out and meet the guys! If you have any questions about spring recruitment or greek life in general, make sure to DM our Recruitment Chairs @Cperez_1999 or @CZuardo_ !
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I asked my grandma how long it took to microwave a 25lb turkey and she sent me an ENTIRE cookbook on how to MICROWAVE a whole ass turkey along with other microwaved turkey dishes
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Playing UNO brings out ones true colors
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*goes to kitchen freezer* Pizza rolls sound fire af *grabs 15 pizza rolls heads upstairs* Pizza rolls were fire af *15 pizza rolls later, realizes they were still frozen* Pizza rolls are fire af
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Mom: “what did you learn at school today?” Me: “the first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club” nitter.gq/kmov/status/9844673341…
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Police: Substitute teacher arrested for starting 'fight club' in classroom dlvr.it/QPK7hS
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Wishing a very Happy Birthday to brother Victor “Big Country” Bass. The man has been running on diesels only for a record breaking 21 years now. @victorbass19
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first retweet before it goes viral nitter.gq/jakegordon16/status/95… – at Bourbonnais, IL
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Tried something new today I think my roommate called it cooking. I do not recommend
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#4EVERYUNG@YUNG4EVERZ13 Sep 2017
DAY N NIGHT!👀🌊 #714EVER – at Huntington Beach, CA
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You made a mistake, you got the wrong guy, I'm only guilty of a damn good time
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Retweet this for one derby point each for @dz_gammaomega #SIUDerbyDays2017 @huntsmancancer #BeatCancer
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