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Director Of Content @Stokastic_com @Tails_Picks | Tommienation1

Minnesota, USA
Joined April 2009
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Woke up to the Logan Cooley 4-goal game! Made sure to get a couple Cooley/Guenther lineups in my mix after seeing sub 1% projected ownership in our Top Stacks Tool 📈
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🏈Get ready for #SundayNightFootball with @NFL #DFS analysis from Your Ol' Pal, presented by @Stokastic @Tails_Picks 🔮Team by Position Breakdown 📊FULL Player Pool Rankings with Comments 🦅 @Eagles at @Commanders ⭐️ 🤑👇G-R-A-T-I-S👇🤑 stokastic.com/articles/nfl-d…
🤖 Made with AI
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The Eagles head to Washington without DeVonta Smith or Dontayvion Wicks, and Tanner McKee's top target is a coin flip. Across 100,000 Sims of Eagles-Commanders, Makai Lemon leads Philly in receiving in 35% and Dallas Goedert in 36%. Both see a median of 7 targets.
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Week 8 script leaked
By popular demand 👀 Final box scores for all 12 NFL games from the Sims ⏬
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How is this free?
It's not cheating if the Sims did the homework. Your Sunday Cheat Sheet 🧵 We ran all 12 Sunday games 100,000 times each: who wins, anytime TDs, and the parlay the Sims like most.
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Not who I thought
No A.J. Brown or TreVeyon Henderson. So who's gonna get Drake Maye's targets? In 100,000 Sims of Patriots-Dolphins, Hunter Henry leads New England in receiving yards in 28%. The deep shots go to a name you might not expect 👇
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11 normal games and then… that.
We Asked The Sims about every NFL Week 8 game on Sunday ✍️ See which team won, who scored the first touchdown, and how our bets performed 🏈 10,000 Sims, 12 games, 15 minutes👇
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Lakers-Warriors ending 🤯
We Asked The Sims about every NBA Cup game tonight ✍️ See which team won, who scored the first basket, and how our props performed 🏀 10,000 Sims, 10 games, 10 minutes 👇
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Who scores the first points in Knicks-Sixers tonight? We ran this game 10,000 times. Embiid's the favorite before the tip, but watch what happens to Brunson once the Knicks get the ball back.
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All 10 games in 10 minutes? What a time to be alive.
We Asked The Sims about every NBA Cup game tonight ✍️ See which team won, who scored the first basket, and how our props performed 🏀 10,000 Sims, 10 games, 10 minutes 👇
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"Packers by double digits tonight" "Bryce is running one in himself" "Jacobs scores. Lock it in 🔒" The group chat was arguing all morning about Packers Panthers. We Asked the Sims to settle it 🧵
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Replying to @aeb0229
I prefer Douglas, but @Stokastic’s Ask the Sims leans Godwin. You can ask it your own lineup questions for free here: stokastic.com/ask-the-sims?m…
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Reply with how you think Panthers-Packers plays out tonight! We'll tell you the SGP that cashes most often when your script happens in 100,000 simulations.
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NBA DFS Cheat Sheets for DK & FD (10/29) Chalk = Highest Ownership Top Plays = Most Exposure in the Sims' Top-150 Lineups Leverage = Top-150 Exposure Minus Ownership
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Tucker Kraft with the YAC!
TNF First Touchdown Simulations! Panthers-Packers, Top 10 Players, 10,000 Sims
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Important scenario Sims for TNF👇
Everyone will be on Christian Watson if Matthew Golden sits. Tucker Kraft quietly gets almost as big a bump in our 10,000 Sims👇
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Sims are HOT, come and get ‘em 🔥
We Asked the Sims the most important Thursday Night Football questions for Panthers-Packers. Every answer comes with a fair price you can hold up against your book. Here's where they landed, with a few surprises in the early numbers 👀 🧵
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No more unchecked hot takes
"Packers by double digits tonight" "Bryce is running one in himself" "Jacobs scores. Lock it in 🔒" The group chat was arguing all morning about Packers Panthers. We Asked the Sims to settle it 🧵
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Carolina-Green Bay Simulation dropping tonight 👀 Notifications ON 🔔
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My kind of bets 👀
12 longshots. 🎯 60 seconds. ⏱️ +196 to +999. 💰 We simmed every NBA game tonight 10,000 times. Here's one plus-money play from each that pays a lot more than it should.
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Who scores first tonight? We simmed all 12 games 10,000 times each. Giannis leads the slate: 22% to score the game’s first points. 🧵
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