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Writer by trade, other things by necessity. Creator/Founder • @TheseDaysMag Owner• @MildSauceRadio • coFounder @StarkMinds

Chicago
Joined September 2010
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Big 24 hours for libbed out Chicago Bears fans.
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Pov: it’s 2027. The bears won the super bowl. The white sox won the world series. Dems flipped the midterms. The portal to hell that the Cubs unleashed onto the world in 2016 is finally closing.
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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Democrats propose actual capitalism
JUST IN: Democrats propose letting AI companies go bankrupt rather than bailing them out if AI bubble bursts
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I feel like Jared Kushner being at the center of the plot that ultimately led to an American journalist being dismembered via bone saw while he was still alive should be a much bigger deal than our billionaire owned news media is making of it.
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Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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On This Day in 2005: The White Sox won the World Series.
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Two Saudis named Muhammad used Jared Kushner to funnel money to Donald Trump, the Russians hacked his phone the Dutch flipped a Russian agent and the story broke. The American media says nothing and bashes El Sayed all day for wanting to help America.
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Jared Kushner hired a hitman to kill Jamal Khashoggi who was actively investigating his ties to MBS at the time of his murder
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Leaving work today knowing I have Caleb Williams on my TV in 3 hours:
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WE BACKKK 🔥🔥🔥
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Needed this.
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Cream calls the shots for the free 🌭s. If Ben Johnson rocks the sweater and da Bears win free hot dogs all day Tuesday RIP to da coach
Wear the sweater Sunday Ben. Do it for the people. Do it for Mike. - cream
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Petition for Ben Johnson to wear the Ditka sweater vest this Sunday against the Packers
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Ben Johnson no matter who’s playing QB for the Bears
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Munetaka Murakami: "I'm drunk. I'm drunk. Yesterday, maybe hungover. No, not yesterday, tomorrow. Sorry, I don't speak English."
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NFL trolling MAGAs with a mariachi band doing the anthem in Chicago for MNF….btw that was awesome!
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me at the sushi restaurant after one sake bomb and a california roll i ate with a fork
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