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I'm just an aspiring writer/accountant who tries to get along with everybody, who is also a major fanboy of a lot of random things. 30.

San Antonio
Joined January 2017
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John 'Jake' Enrique Lyde retweeted
Comprar una ENTRADA para un CONCIERTO. 1995: – Vas a la taquilla. – Haces fila. – Pagas en efectivo. – Te dan tu entrada. 2005: – Entras a una web. – Eliges el concierto. – Pagas con tarjeta. – Imprimes tu entrada. 2026 ↓↓
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John 'Jake' Enrique Lyde retweeted
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
#AO3 maintenance is in progress. We expect it to take at least 12 hours, but it may take longer. We will provide updates as necessary. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/incidents/g12j…
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John 'Jake' Enrique Lyde retweeted
MANAGER TEXTED ME ABOUT SITTING DOWN ON SHIFT. I TEXTED BACK MY RESIGNATION. Manager: Good evening. Reviewed the cameras from today's shift and noticed you were seated for most of it. This isn't acceptable and we'll need to discuss it before your shift tomorrow. Me: I had that cleared with my lead already. I've got two documented fractures in my left foot, doctor's note on file. Also, for context, I hit 230+ units per hour for the full 12-hour shift. There's a ranked performance board above our stations. I finished first today. So just to clarify, my output being the best on the floor got overshadowed because I wasn't standing while doing it? Manager: I'm not a fan of this attitude. You could've just led with the part about it being cleared instead of being combative. This kind of response isn't going to serve you well here. Me: Appreciate you using my time off to bring up something you didn't bother checking on first. 230+ units an hour, by your own metric that's supposedly the gold standard, and I'm getting a talking-to because I was sitting while doing it. Might want to rethink what actually matters here. Also explains a lot about your turnover problem. I'm not worried about "going anywhere" with this company. It's a toxic environment run by people with backwards priorities. I won't be in tomorrow. Or after that. Manager: Let's not jump straight to you quitting. We can sort this out in the morning. Me: Pass. Take care. Quit on the spot last night. Got to make my kids breakfast and actually drive them to school this morning for the first time in months. Onto the next thing, wish me luck.
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John 'Jake' Enrique Lyde retweeted
#ResidentEvil (1/4) Love his true form. It's 16 pages in total!
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For anyone who didn't already know, here's Paranoid DJ's original "Ringleader"which dealt with Fizz & Blitz when they were still at-odds. See how the official altered the lyrics to fit the canon story, but kept the heart of the song. Absolutely incredible. youtube.com/watch?v=pr3gjCKW…
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John 'Jake' Enrique Lyde retweeted
S2一周年おめでとうございます🎊 #HazbinHotelFanart
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Wile getting his ass beat by Roadrunner’s Sisters
ok so I need to ask this to everyone "What was your biggest impact in the Looney Tunes community/fandom, or in general." #LooneyTunes
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Step by step 20 part 1/5
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Another Suggestion box #funnybunny
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❤️ 💙 💜
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John 'Jake' Enrique Lyde retweeted
If you liked Ringleader in the recent episode may I recommend you check out some songs that PARANOiD DJ and I wrote and or performed! #HelluvaBoss #HazbinHotel #BendyandTheInkMachine #BATDR
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John 'Jake' Enrique Lyde retweeted
To those who are starting a new job today, this week, or this month… you are going to crush it!! 💪💙
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John 'Jake' Enrique Lyde retweeted
#KDA #kahri Happy new year!!🎊🎉
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Rest in peace, Eric Bauza 🕊️ #DateEverything #DateEverythingDishy
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Eric Bauza was the joy and life of the characters he voiced, as well as an exceptional artist in general, one which I admired. To lose him so soon still feels surreal. Rest easy, Eric. Bye Bye Bunny deserves to see the light, for us to hear you one last time. ❤️‍🩹
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thank you for everything #RIPEricBauza ❤️
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Holocaust survivor and writer Simon Wiesenthal announces that he is retiring after a 60-year career hunting Nazis. He is now 92 years old and will be 93 next month. The last Nazi he captured was Julius Veil, who was convicted this year of shooting seven Jewish prisoners. “I have survived them all,” says Wiesenthal in a press statement. “If there are any left, they’d be too old and weak to stand trial today. My work is done.”
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John 'Jake' Enrique Lyde retweeted
Happy birthday Aki Toyosaki! 🎉 #AkiToyosaki #豊崎愛生 #豊崎愛生生誕祭2026
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John 'Jake' Enrique Lyde retweeted
「あしたのジョー」 夢中になって読んだなぁ。 素晴らしい作品をありがとうございました!RIP.
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