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East London
Joined May 2018
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every distance is walkable if you’ve lost your will to live
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🇦🇷 On this day, 6 years ago, Manuel Lanzini unleashed this 94th minute equaliser against Tottenham Hotspur in the Premier League. 🚀😮‍💨
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Been laughing at this for about 10 minutes straight
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"Meth head? Nigga ima fucking electrician!" Shit got real quiet once them lights went out 🤣😭
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The blackout scene shown in the video was digitally added. In the original video from May 2026, the man leaves the restaurant after the confrontation, but the lights never go out. leadstories.com/hoax-alert/202…
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🚨🇦🇷 NEW: Nearly one in three Argentines are living in poverty, a 4.1% increase from six months prior Among children aged 14 and under, this rises to 44.5% [@FRANCE24]
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I never realized jogging in your 50s would be a great way to meet new people. Just today, I met two nurses, two EMTs, and a cardiologist. I was so close to meeting Jesus too.
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Get up mush
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Leaving the Apple Store with an iPhone duo in my mouth
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it’s actually very scary how similar the goals are, wtf 😭
That Austbo goal really reminded me of summervilles first
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3-2 wolves written all over it
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🇵🇪 In Peru, a referee was about to send a player off when a coach ran onto the pitch and tried to attack him… So the referee responded by BOOTING HIM IN THE FACE 😭😭😭 SOUTH AMERICA NEVER DISAPPOINTS.
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BREAKING: New footage shows absolutely horrifying scenes along the China-Nepal border amid devastating flash floods, hundreds missing, many feared dead
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my life changed the moment I heard someone say that working out should be a celebration of what your body can do, not punishment for what you ate
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It's physically painful to watch society get less and less intelligent, more evil, weird, and devoid of empathy every single day.
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I can make you see colours that don’t exist!
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Ollie scarles you’re a joke man
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HOW LIFE FEELS AFTER SUCCESSFULLY DIGGING YOURSELF OUT OF THE HOLE NOBODY KNEW YOU WERE IN.
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Different angle… 😭
A Coritiba player scored away at Chapecoense in the Brazilian Serie A last night and jumped over the advertising board to celebrate, only to fall down a hole and injure himself… 🫣 After all that, the goal was disallowed too… 😭
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Remember that if they are: Bigger than you = roids Richer than you = daddy's money Smarter than you = nerds Look better = gay Never stop the cope
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Jake retweeted
Being a high functioning stoner is WILD because I’m not trying to “escape reality” - I simply want to soften the sharp edges of existing inside a brain that never stops fucking thinking
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