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Behind The Arc/Hoboken NJ
Joined April 2010
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how do i block all the engagement farming accounts
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Replying to @RoadToSix
Jalen Hurts got the hardware my brudda ..
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You're forgetting something important. The reader knows more than the characters. Lily didn't agree to date until after Snape had already ruined any chances with Lily by calling her a mudblood and made it clear that his sympathies lay with the death eaters. Lily didn't choose between 11-year old Severus who said that she was too cute to be taken by the dementors; and 11-year old James, Gryffindor hopeful. Lily didn't choose between James and the Severus who eventually died to bring down Voldemort and who spent his entire life preparing for this and protecting Lily's son. She chose between 17-year old James, Head boy, and handsome captain of the Quidditch team; and 17-year old Severus, racist, death eater. But since all Potterheads are so clearly invested in the characters of the books, let me change the setting a little. Germany, 1930:ish Lily is a Jewish German, James is a rich German, Severus is a poor German (and Lupin is obviously homosexual; hated by most people on all sides). Severus has been brought up to hate all Jews, but doesn't really see Lily as a Jew. James bullies Severus because he's poor. He does make friends with Lupin though, and remains so even after he finds out about Lupin's sexual orientation. James is so full of himself that he expects Lily to fall for him just because he's so rich and handsome. Meanwhile, Severus, just like the rest of us "best friends without benefits" keeps hoping that by just being there long enough the girl will eventually fall. At one point James humiliates him in front of Lily, who further humiliates him by the simple act of trying to help him, he calls Lily a filthy Jew, something that causes Lily to stop hanging out with him. A bit short on friends, Severus joins and finds meaning in Hitlerjugend. While Severus remains anti-semitic and a member of the Hitlerjugend, James eventually becomes slightly less full of himself, and Lily agrees to marry him. They have a child. The year is 1945. The final solution is in full effect. All Jews are to be "terminated". Severus, now a spy for the SS, overhears a conversation mentioning the location of a Jew in hiding, so he tips off the SS. But when he realises that the Jew in question is Lily and that she, just like every other Jew, is about to be hauled off to the ovens-together with her blood traitor husband and their half-blood son-he realises his mistake. At first Severus tries to convince the Nazis to spare his beloved Jew (pretending that he just lusts after her), but fails. Having cold feet he now contacts the resistance to help extract Lily. Clearly disgusted by his half-arsed apology they demand that help save the entire family, not just Lily. He agrees. He, and the resistance, is too late though. Another traitor, a close "friend" of the Potters, have ratted them out. Only the child survives. At that moment Severus swears off his NSDAP ties for good. While he can never look at the surviving child or think of James without being reminded of his own dark past, he never the less swears to protect the child, and if the Nazis ever were to rear their ugly faces again, he'd infiltrate them and help bring them down permanently. The war is soon over and the world starts recovering. Unlike our own timeline, however, Hitler didn't die (he was protected by a computerised, 5 layer kevlar vest), and some 16 years after the first events we once more come full circle, with Hitler once more in full power (now with a 6th layer added), the SS hauling people off to death camps or killing them on the spot. This time three things are different though. Harry is grown and knows about the computerised kevlar vest, and has, together with his best friends, been hunting down backdoors to hack and disable layer after layer. Severus Snape is a spy for the resistance. Hitler's luger can only be used by Harry-if Hitler tries to use it to kill Harry, it will backfire.
Why did Lily Potter marry James Potter instead of Severus Snape, if Snape had better character, was closer to Lily in the beginning and James was such a bully then?
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if your pastor is wearing jorts you’re going to hell
'Pastor' Kim of Limitless Church rocking the Versace platform heels for a mere $1158 (plus 30% off) during a recent sermon.
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I have never been able to watch a hasan livestream for more than a few minutes (because livestreams are boring), but it impresses me to no end that, while other live streamers have Opps, Hasan has a superhero style rogues gallery
hasan debuts new stream intro
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Niggas be persuading you to buy a game that they not gon be on next week
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korra destroyed the world so that the next avatar wouldn’t say six seven
thank god korra ended the world shit was getting to advanced i did not wanna see the next avatar be an ipad baby or some shit
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Replying to @Caitlynsmunch
In their minds black people cant be kids. They are tough mini adults that can deal with it.
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Not looking to good for the Celtics right now
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4th quarter yellin why the fuck TATUM in
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hand paul george a water nigga @jaytatum0
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I swear ima b a victoria secret model when I grow up:) #youngandsexy:)
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white privilege continues to astound me because when a Black person steals a TV during a riot it’s never spun this positively lmao
French protesters are such romantics bc wdym you’re fighting against capitalism and also looted sephora for your gf
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Streamer known as Silky saves a girl from a stalker
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Replying to @PopCrave
A day we will be skipping
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I won't front playing a video game on a computer is just not the same pleasure one gets from playing on a console
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People who say this only use YouTube on a pc because you literally can’t ad block on a tv/game system etc
it's the easiest subscription to work around..?
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Ngga your doctor can't whoop you, tell them u smokin and fuckin raw so they can accurately diagnose your scary ass.
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fryin me bro i couldnt believe when nigga turned the camera around
Bro it was niggas in new york who paid $43 to sit down and listen to the Take Care vinyl play together
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Literally the only complaint listed here is “they don’t get to Narnia until the third act”. Which is, and I cannot stress this enough, just the actual plot of the book.
Greta Gerwig’s $280M ‘NARNIA’ is reportedly raising concerns at Netflix after a test screening, with insiders calling the film “awful”. The production has undergone reshoots amid those concerns. (theinsneider.com/p/greta-ger…)
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