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Lisa Lastrassi

@Jalisamichelle

Don’t I look like a Libra? 🥰

 Dallas, TX
Joined September 2009
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Happy New Year! 😆
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mami@_theerealmulaa23h
I'm at Ross anybody need this True Religion pregnancy test??
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The documentary was JUST like this too 😂😂😂😂😂
prank sinatra (@KyloCool630) profile pictureprank sinatra@KyloCool63019h
LMFAOOO Druski did it. the son of a bitch really did it. #SNL
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@urfavmelaaa20h
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😂😂😂😂
acce (@accekid) profile pictureacce
@accekid16h
What my little cousins do when they see me instead of just saying hello😭😭
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M@maszxzx7h
there’s something weirdly freeing about being disappointed in someone for the last time
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Aliza@leezupeezuuNov 7
“you dodged a bullet” it actually went through my heart unbearably slow
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É o Teteu@teteu_sl9h
Eu fazendo minhas coisinhas mesmo triste pra não piorar
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chromatic.@juhmeer20h
the afters? you mean home???
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Ana Rose@anaplacide23h
The less I have to think for you, the more I like you. This applies to friendships & relationships
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Loud and Right. (@b0mbchell_) profile pictureLoud and Right.@b0mbchell_17h
Not the twitter topic making it SNL lmao 💀
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bum
@BattleRapBum5h
nah fuck a good day make it a bad day
Lawyer (@LawyerNumberOne) profile pictureLawyer@LawyerNumberOneNov 7
stop sellin them phones that’s wired to the federal government
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savvy@ifemprofen5h
64° with a chance of rain this afternoon and im making soup for dinner
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@vanillaopinionsNov 6
i bet living in texas right now feels good as fuck
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I’m too prideful. I rather mute you 😂
R34 (@ushouldfwr34) profile pictureR34@ushouldfwr347h
It’s all fun and games until
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dear@deardeerdoll22h
if i were a bunny id stomp my feet all the time
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Jill Squat (@_theyapperina) profile pictureJill Squat@_theyapperina18h
Ain’t you my gangsta bitch
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Mr.Retired Life.@Kowalsk1579688420h
Just 4 cats who now hang out with a big ass Moose in Alaska.....luv nature
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Please stand for the National Anthem
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@rapalert6Nov 7
Khia performs “Don’t Trust No N***a” for Cadillac Chronicles.
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‏ً@omgsidewalks21h
During the era of Millenial optimism, Thursday nights at the club were always sexier than the weekend.
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Linduh Evangelista@marcuslmorrisNov 7
If I send this pic to you, I’m on whatever time you’re on.
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Brinana@succubria3h
getting TF
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