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Joined September 2017
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I think I need safer initials 🤔
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Laundry. Pack. Unpack. Laundry. Pack. Unpack. Rinse. Repeat. Go to sleep.
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That party is finally falling apart, the rats are jumping ship and the fallout will be fun to watch. Which of the crazy factions will prevail?
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a healthy relationship is where two independent people just make a deal that they will help the other person be the best version of themselves.
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It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles
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One thing I have learned from all the true crime I consume is to stay far away from chaotic people. Chaos attracts chaos, and they will bring their chaos into your life. Innocent people get caught up im chaos far too often, sometimes with devastating consequences.
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(Also don't have affairs!)
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Now watch the Democrats do ✨ nothing ✨ with these majorities
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Georgia, Texas, Both Carolinas, KANSAS. The wave blue yf 🤣
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CNN PROJECTS THAT THE MITOCHONDRIA WILL REMAIN THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL
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Beto skateboarded so Talarico could walk on water. 🙏
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I just wish Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.
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An antiwar Democrat replacing Lindsey Graham would bring a tear to his eyes. I’m sure he’s looking up right now, watching proudly.
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If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
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(Is the GOP's only talking point gender surgery and boys in girls sports?)
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El*n round a the control box a work him magic, just wait.
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Marcel 💔😔
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Getting kissed in your sleep and being held tighter while cuddling is top-tier affection🥺
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