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Genuinely the love of your life.

Austin, TX
Joined May 2012
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Replying to @steinekin
Me looking at the package of Oreos say two cookies per serving:
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We must build more donut centers
BREAKING: Krispy Kreme officially outperforms NVIDIA over the past year.
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couldn't stop scrolling through all the comments watching a master at work
dont even fucking test me
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bro you are my big dog and to some extent my wife
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Mamdani is like your first legitimately nice boyfriend, and made the rest of your friend group say “maybe I don’t have to date losers anymore either”.
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CNN projecting Pitbull will remain Mr Worldwide
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we literally got blue texas before gta 6
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He’s finally ready, him and his brother are going to fix all of NYC’s plumbing infrastructure
Mamdani raises eyebrows with new look, ditching beard and sporting surprising 'stache trib.al/qmtVh20
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Mariah Carey! Make a Thanksgiving song and my life is yours
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Now this guy knows how to do self defense properly 🤣
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Remember to set your clocks back tonight from standard depression to seasonal depression.
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I’m going to be super vulnerable for a second……. It’s been weighing on me for 10 years…. I have to get this off my chest and finally admit: I did not like David S. Pumpkins
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“It’s a remake of The Great Gatsby, Liz, except this time they solve crimes. I play Nicole ‘Nicky’ Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer”
A modern-day police procedural take on ‘THE GREAT GATSBY’ is in the works at NBC. The series follows Jay Gatsby, a charming investigator with a gift for reading human behavior, and Nicole “Nicky” Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer. (Source: Deadline)
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Every Halloween party in LA this weekend:
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Patrick Stewart meant so much to me for so long that his passing doesn't seem real I'm thankful we get to see him one more time in Doomsday and while it will be sad, it'll be my chance to say goodbye to a legend ❤️
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“What if I’m not good?” What if you are??
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Los Angeles teaches you you can be a workaholic but still not that successful
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Official strategy guide for my Pumpkin Hill costume just hit the shelves 🎃😮‍💨 📸 @litzombie
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Sucks that this is connected to some big brand but god damn do I love the Muppets Christmas Carol.
‘THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL’ has returned with a new Christmas commercial for Walmart. Starring Walton Goggins as Ebenezer Scrooge.
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