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The weirdest thing that happened this weekend was we learned that Matt Gaetz was ready to pay millions for a pardon because of human trafficking and everyone forgot about it by today.
That was weird.
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If U wondered why Matt Gaetz hasn't been indicted yet, Atty Tristan Snell says: "Because the investigation has ballooned, covering a huge web of political corruption, fraud, & embezzlement of COVID relief funds, as well as sex trafficking. A wave of indictments is anticipated."😆
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i don’t like having 2 plagues and no healthcare. i should have 0 plagues and 2 healthcare
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The so-called “Supreme Court” just ruled 6-3 that public school teachers can now lead students in prayer.
In case anyone was wondering what’s happening here.
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I asked a group of 6 year olds "How can adults become happy?"
Take some notes
A THREAD
Only people with tiny dicks say this shit
Replying to @JessLTwrites
Reading your post, I assumed you were a guy, starting to lift.
Then I looked at your profile.
For the love of God, DO NOT DO THAT!
1) You will never be as strong as you fantasize.
2) Men want feminine women, not wannabe men.
Save yourself the late-30s regret.
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if people had evolved to eat like snakes, do you think we would have bred fewer cows and more already small animals or would we have just made smaller cows?
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we just went through two years of parents storming school boards calling masks child abuse
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Noting that in AP copy, 18-yeear-old Michael Brown was an “18-year old Black man,” while 18-year-old Payton Gendron is a “white teenager.”
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a 16-year-old trans girl from tennessee was denied an education because she wasn't allowed to use the correct washroom. the state decided she was truant. while playing minecraft, cops busted her bedroom door down and before dragging her into foster care asked "are you winning"
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The lady in Texas charged with murder for an abortion actually had a stillbirth (wasn’t even an abortion). The DA is now looking to dismiss the case.
Texas arrested this woman, charged her with murder, and sent her to jail after she had a stillbirth.

















