I wish I had $44 billion dollars to use to by a social media platform, so I could spread my own misinformation. I would spread only the best misinformation. The hugest misinformation.
I’m so grateful tech companies invented Twitter, so that foreign nations can feed me (dis)information directly, in a way that’s indistinguishable from information and opinion of the citizens around me.
Oh wow,after all this time… there’s basically a 99.97% chance of surviving an illegal occupation of Ottawa, or a border crossing! No wonder my only recourse was “the liquor” 😂
Feeling inspired by @MarketHummus - made my first manakeesh #منكيش #HummusFirst #Eating #FlavourEmbezzlement
Dear @bastardburrito - why charge the same $ for a bean and cheese as you do for pulled pork with bean and cheese?!
@marylinxma @NabilFahel - my trick is to sneak in, but maintain a blasé facial expression...
