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Is that cynicism I detect? Or my lyricism I detest?

Bridlington, England
Joined February 2011
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The Wet Bandits:
MacAllister is a PRICK
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Sky News’ Fraser Nelson completely dismantles Treasury minister Emma Reynolds over Labour’s “breathing space” claims, and literally laughs in her face. 👏🏻 Reynolds was on Sky News this morning defending the Budget and the help they’re giving people, saying all the little things add up. Fraser asks what does it all add up to? He brings up a graph of the OBR forecast for disposable income that shows the worst growth we’ve seen in a century and says this is what it adds up to, a second lost decade. “This isn’t breathing space this is the opposite.” Emma replies that’s why giving people breathing space is so important. Fraser jumps straight back in: where’s the breathing space on that chart? She has no answer, so says another chart shows a decline in living standards but then shows living standards recovering. Fraser points to his chart and says that tiny rise at the end there, is that what you’re talking about? Emma again tries to claim there’s another chart that gives a more accurate picture, then quickly moves on and says “this is an issue obviously”, which Fraser literally laughs in her face and replies “a little bit yeah.” 🤣 Emma then uses Labour’s classic deflect and blames the previous government, saying they had the worst parliament on record on living standards. Fraser with another great comeback: “And you’ve given us something even worse. It’s quite an achievement.” Brilliant work from Fraser, actually pointing out the reality instead of letting a minister waffle on with slogans and claims that fall apart under basic scrutiny. Too many interviews let politicians get away with this. More like this, please. 👍🏻
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Kids will never understand
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we should have a national quiet day, where everyone just shuts the fuck up for 24 hours
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Former Bradford City AFC chairman Geoffrey Richmond has sadly passed away. Our thoughts are with his family and friends at this time. #BCAFC
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Reaction to yesterday was waaaay OTT IMO. We bossed the first half, conceded a fluke, and then a slip led to the second. They had way too much quality for us to get back into it from there We are without Josh, Ty, Connelly AND most of our games so far have been against top-half sides #bcafc
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When you become so used to victory every minor loss feels like a nightmare doesn’t it #bcafc
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Well that was inevitable
Sheffield Wednesday Football Club can confirm that an agreement was reached last night for Dave Challinor to become the club's new First-Team Manager. The 51-year-old will be in attendance at today's fixture against Blackpool at Hillsborough. The club looks forward to formally introducing Dave to supporters on Monday, when further details of the appointment will be announced.
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They tax jobs out of existence then whine about the consequences. You cannot hate them enough.
I am deeply concerned that Poundland jobs are at risk here in constituency of #PaisleyRenfrewshireNorth in #Braehead with many constituents impacted. Poundland has filed a notice of intention to appoint administrators, putting 11,000 jobs at risk across more than 600 stores and distribution centres across the UK. I welcome PM Andy Burham's support for Poundland workers & like him, I question why the company's owners chose not to accept a viable solvent offer which @UsdawUnion say could have prevented this outcome. This situation was entirely predictable by @Poundland according to the Shop Workers Trade Union who have been monitoring the situation closely for some time. I have reached out to parliamentary colleagues to explore what options are available to assist and I hope to meet with USDAW trade union who represent Poundland workers to discuss the local issues in more detail.
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When Monster Mash comes on this Halloween, just remember: The guy who sang it looked like this the entire time 👀
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This movie fucks so hard, man.
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Everyone always looking for someone to blame. We made 3 very very poor uncharacteristic errors. Gifted rather than earned. Frustrating but it happens. Onto the next #bcafc
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Strange game that some horrendous unforced errors cost us a closer tie but can’t see many finishing above them #bcafc
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WWE SmackDown! Here Comes the Pain | PlayStation 2 - 2003
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I’d bring Pointon on for Swann
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November is Men's Mental Health Month. 🧠 Remember, it’s good to talk. 🗣️ #BCAFC | @BDCMind
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tame impala covering seal’s “kiss from a rose”… fuck yes
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I don't know man, I need a new Batman game.
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