James Wood

.@CommunityFibre are you planning on providing any update to those of us without internet? As you've switched your phone lines and chat function off, it's not clear when internet will return. Very poor service

.@RamonasKitchen1 What's with the tiny tubs of humous Ramona? Bring back the bigger (more price friendly) tubs in supermarkets such as Sainsbury's please

Well that's one way to get onto the planet #HelldiversII

I actually have a big fordhead for a reason and it shouldn't be made fun of #hairstyle #powerfulman

.@LNER attrocious customer service on the LNER 7pm train from London to Edinburgh this evening. You've put two trains worth of people on the same train so everyone is fighting over the double booked seat reservations. What sort of compensation will you be offering? #lner

I am a really cool guy with lots of friends ok?? #ukcomedy #comedysketch #comedyskit #papajohns #pizza

Woah, so this is what happens when you leave a banana in water for 100 days #science #experiment #fruit #comedy #funny #banana