Bookful blockhead ignorantly read
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I've turned my KS3 Writing Challenges into a series of fortnightly lessons for Y7, Y8 & Y9. Models included. Thank you to @TLPMsF for the inspiration. #TeamEnglish
tes.com/teaching-resource/ks…
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What an incredible response we’ve had to welcoming teachers into our community! 💙
Please bear with us as demand has been exceptional and we're experiencing some issues that our team are working hard to fix.
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Hey @lavietidhar I've massively enjoyed BY FORCE ALONE as my summer beach read this year and have already ordered THE HOOD for when I get home. I've looked online but can find no mention of the third book in the Quartet; Is it something you're working on?
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I asked ChatGP to describe the job of a teacher in the words of Philomena Cunk:
@AldiUK You're stocking Prime, but know it will instantly sell out, so if you put it in the middle aisles, then parents will be forced to buy reduced-price shenanigans to help their poor Prime-deprived offstring get over the pain #RememberWhereYouAre(TheMiddleAisle)
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simply unforgivable that elon is forcing me to either get hot (instagram), get annoying (substack), learn what a server is (mastodon), or become an actual psychopath (linkedin)
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My wife just said "if you hate everyone, you should eat something, and if you think everyone hates you, you should go to sleep" and I don't think I've heard a better life hack
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Today my 7 year-old came into the room crying. I asked him what happened and he said that his 5 year-old brother put 80 cows in his house in Minecraft while he was offline and that it was "entirely too many cows" and honest to christ I have no idea how to parent any of this.
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baby yoda is very adorable but if I ever saw him in real life I’d probably punt him
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In all seriousness, everyone who has ever played the game of #golf, especially if they do it professionally, is always one bad swing away from considering retirement. They’re also one swing away from thinking they can win The Masters. We’re a wildly psychotic bunch
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A jolly and joyous day indeed! Happy anniversary to The Muppet Christmas Carol, which debuted in theaters on December 11, 1992.
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The old couple on our street who put their bin out first are on holiday. There’s blue bins out, there’s green bins out. Someone two doors down has gone brown. It’s fucking carnage.
