I will pay you to ignore me

Joined June 2016
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Bad mouthing your baby mama gets you more vagina than just saying she is a nice uhmmm woman with whom we are coparenting together
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😂😂fucking hell
Yule Caicedo alikataa kutoa mimba tumefika hospitali akaambiwa na daktari apunguze uji hiyo ni kitambi.
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Naona tweets when my penis was like the god of penis and now I'm not even the loki of penis wait not even that fucking avengers arrow guy of penis,, was a good run tho
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I was once jealous how many Instagram likes my girl used to get hapo year 1 campus akasema I'm just jealous alafu nikapata twitter fame, akageuza ikakuwa hao wa twitter wanacheka penis jokes and suddenly its just not likes, nilishangaa utacompare aje fictional penis na your body
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Lakini carabao ni shit cup
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Ref mwizi
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The gf was also funding his lifestyle na bado alikuwa anacheat
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Kuona those past tweets made me feel some type of way, like i was living and now I'm not doing much of that
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Lmao
And I'll do the same dumbo Kazi ni kulewa na watoto wa campus , shameless
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Story ya moaning inakuja TL mnafufua transgressions ya the innocent because i forgot about this
Replying to @JamieButon
Kuna yengs amewai funga miguu nikiwa juu talking about siezi dinywa na mtu haongei ikabidi nianze kudai " fuck we ni mtight kwani we ni virgin oh my" na Ile sauti ya Jeff koinange, not my proudest moment
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Hiyo tweet ya threesome sijui kama mnaona date, i am a changed man
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Millennials walikua wanaita short tempered person ati "Wrong number" 😂
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Mtabuy plantain nikiwasort people of dau, uzito tupu btw
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Wah hata winner kwa hiyo story hajashinda kitu
Na huyo Wallace Mecha ni sura fuoko yawa 😂😂😂😂😂ugly men huwa na dick game
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Wah unaeza pea wazimu penis akuje adismantle your big dick jokes
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James Bong retweeted
The only real course most Nairobi huns need is how to give head bila kutumia meno alot of fake mouth demons out there
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Ugly bastards tulikuwa mlango, hakuna mtu hukiss mlango
wait, kwa chamama yenu mlikua mnakiss?
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Hahaha smh
Replying to @droid254
Hiyo kitu mayo nikama walibandika mswaki kwa vibrator. Unawasha asubuhi majirani wanaeza dhani unajinajisi.
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