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The name is Balzack, Jan Balzack | Supporter of the Tykes (Barnsley FC) | I hate Wednesdayโ€”not the day! | Son of divorced parents | Fulham are scum!

Joined August 2026
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Replying to @cogitare_02
Men just want a woman who is nice to them and itโ€™s really hard to find
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Marc White was absolutely fuming with his players being 2-1 downโ€ฆ โ€œYouโ€™re coming off, F*cking terribleโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Jan Balzack ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง retweeted
Surprised he hasnโ€™t threatened to kidnap him.
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Jan Balzack ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง retweeted
Vรญctor Prouvรฉ (1858-1943)
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Franz von Lenbach - Female Nude, 1899
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Jan Balzack ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง retweeted
The funeral of Barry Murphy, our record appearance-maker, will take place on Friday 6 November. Barry's family have kindly invited supporters to join them in paying their respects during his final visit to the club he loved so dearly. The cortรจge is expected to arrive at the stadium at approximately 2.00pm. Further information including a book of condolences and how we plan to remember Baz on Saturday is available at barnsleyfc.co.uk. โค๏ธ
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I think itโ€™s time to talk about Reyes Cleary tyke fans, and what an absolute disgrace heโ€™s been this season! ๐Ÿคฌ His performances since the cup game against Liverpool have been inexcusableโ€”his work rate has been shocking, and he has produced absolutely nothing this season! He clearly doesnโ€™t want to be here, hence why he submitted a transfer request on deadline day. We must get rid of him in January whilst his value is somewhat high. @neeravparekh @BarnsleyFC #BarnsleyFC
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๐ŸŽจ "Salomรฉ" (c. 1900) By Pierre Bonnaud. (1865โ€“1930) ๐Ÿ–Œ๏ธ๐ŸŒน French painter. Musรฉe Hรฉbert, Paris.
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The Siren, by John William Watherhouse (1900)
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Apollo and Daphne in paintings
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Nude in an Interior #artbots #stewart
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Jan Balzack ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง retweeted
Arsenals U21s beat a league 1 team tonight, meanwhile the 1st team got beat by a league 2 side๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Imagine if this dirty little fucking cunt got kicked instead? The outrage ๐Ÿคฃ Hopefully the cunt gets at least a 5 game ban. Fucking nob head ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป #EFLCup
๐Ÿšจ ๐— ๐—”๐—๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐—•๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—”๐—ž๐—œ๐—ก๐—š: MAX DOWMAN RECEIVES A STRAIGHT RED CARD AFTER KICKING SOMEONE OUT OF FRUSTRATION! ๐ŸŸฅ
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Whereโ€™s all the fans???? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ #swfc? We bring more than this, and weโ€™ve got ownership problems ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ #VivaStorchy
Hillsborough tonight for what should be an interesting evening for Sheffield Wednesday vs Cambridge #SWFC
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๐ŸŽจ By Lev Tchistovsky. (1902โ€“1969) ๐Ÿ–Œ๏ธ๐ŸŒน Russian painter.
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"Amadriade" By Roberto Ferri. ๐Ÿ–Œ๏ธ๐ŸŒน Italian painter. Oil on canvas. 46.5 ร— 36 cm.
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Watch yourselves lads ๐Ÿซฃ ๐Ÿ‘‹ ๐ŸŽพ ๐Ÿ˜‰ #BarnsleyFC #Protests @neeravparekh
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From Leyton Orient all the way to Bayern Munichโ€™s number 9. Respect man, respectโ€ฆ #BallonDor #inspirational
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Jan Balzack ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง retweeted
THEY LET THIS WIN A BALLON Dโ€™OR๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Jan Balzack ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง retweeted
Kane wasnโ€™t Bayernโ€™s best player of the season. That was Olisรฉ, the Bundesliga Player of the Season. ๐Ÿ† He wasnโ€™t the best Champions League player either. That was Kvaratskhelia. ๐ŸŒŸ Nor was he Englandโ€™s best player at the World Cup. That was Bellingham. ๐Ÿด And he wasnโ€™t the World Cupโ€™s best player. Rodri was. Messi, Rodri, Mbappรฉ, Olisรฉ & Bellingham all had stronger claims than Kane. ๐Ÿ‘€ To make matters worse, he won no major trophies. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ โŒ He couldnโ€™t get Bayern through the Champions League semi-final second leg to the Final with clutch goals. โŒ He couldnโ€™t get England through the World Cup semi-final to the Final with clutch goals. Yet Kane won the Ballon dโ€™Or on the back of 73 goals. โšฝ๏ธ Thatโ€™s what the Golden shoe is for, and heโ€™s already won that award. ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ๐ง ๐โ€™๐Ž๐ซโ€™๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฉ๐จ๐ฌ๐ž ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ซ๐ž๐ฐ๐š๐ซ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐๐„๐’๐“ ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐š๐ฒ๐ž๐ซ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฌ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐จ๐ง, ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐ฌ๐ข๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐›๐ข๐ ๐ ๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ ๐จ๐š๐ฅ๐ฌ๐œ๐จ๐ซ๐ž๐ซ. ๐ˆ๐ญ ๐Ÿ๐š๐ข๐ฅ๐ž๐ ๐ข๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐๐ฎ๐ญ๐ฒ. ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ†
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