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the damn swamp
Joined May 2020
me and the lads when i post a niche banger tweet:
jancarlo retweeted
AMC A list is like 20$ a month my man
EXCLUSIVE: Keith Urban 'misses Nicole Kidman and still loves her' 🔗 trib.al/bncaxF1
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jancarlo retweeted
Who in their cracker ass mind thought of some bullshit like this
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the last thing you hear before the screen cuts to black: “they’re not just in miami…..”
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gonna start coming up with my own polls since you can just say whatever
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things are looking REAL bright on my end folks
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jancarlo retweeted
they used to ask you about the movies you were in now you gotta pretend you give a shit about some pastries
Léa Seydoux tries some of the finest French and British delicacies for ELLE UK.
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jancarlo retweeted
The cia is now using kids for their scenarioslop
come get these kids!!! 😭
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get in line brother
EXCLUSIVE: Keith Urban 'misses Nicole Kidman and still loves her' 🔗 trib.al/bncaxF1
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my brain is so cooked i’ll see an ad on ig and think it’s an obscure, ironic meme
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Ok this is the clip
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I don’t really “get” H3H3, probably because I’m too old. but there are things about the show I find great. I like that the husband is always nervously explaining a post he made, and the wife is just giving him absolutely NOTHING while wearing one of Pootie Tang’s outfits
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jancarlo retweeted
RT if you’re on the left:
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jancarlo retweeted
hey ted you seen this ?
Here is Abdul Al-Sayed’s buddy Hasan Piker calling for Black people to be lynched. WATCH and judge for yourself: xitter.cf/eyakoby/status/2100058…
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jancarlo retweeted
His entire pitch for republicans this cycle has been "i am attracted to every single one of these men but Ken Paxton "
Trump on talking about ass: Maybe I should do that with Ken Paxton, but I'm not sure his body would qualify.
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Everyone on the left should pray he wins and that it establishes precedent because liberals and conservatives alike have been on a wild defamation campaign of anyone and everyone left of Hillary Clinton for a decade now
Hasan Piker Sues Scott Jennings, Seeking at Least $72.5 Million Full court filings below.
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jancarlo retweeted
Hasan Piker officially announced that he is suing Scott Jennings for 72 million dollars. It's about time: "This is not just about Scott Jennings, although he certainly messed up. This is about truth in the media. I don't think you should be able to get away with lying like this."
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jancarlo retweeted
it's our eighth ever #totodiletuesday everybody totodile doesn't mind if u drink on a school night
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The al-Qassam Brigades:
הערבים עשו לנו 7 באוקטובר פוליטי
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