Janar Arst retweeted
just got off the phone with jensen.
gave him some bro-to-bro advice.
and pitched my new NVIDIA affair-proof underwear.
introducing the NDA Briefs™:
“what happens in your pants stays in your pants.” 💀
next up: the spy collection.
got a potential customer in mind. 👀
Honeytrap? Backdoor Briefs? Data Leaker?
which one should i pitch to her first?
🤖 Made with AI
Janar Arst retweeted
A fresh address for every payment. 📬
VisionSwap delivers each payment from a one-time address that's used once and left empty, 2 to 45 minutes after the pool pays it.
No shared sender to connect the dots. Your recipient just sees an ordinary SOL transfer.
Janar Arst retweeted
A take-profit running while you're at work means something has to be able to sell for you when you aren't there. We cared most about how little that something is allowed to touch.
Each order gets its own key, made from your account, and that key only has permission over the amount you set aside in that one Vision wallet. The permission sits on-chain and the token program won't let the key move more than that. Our order service holds the key while the order runs, sends each trade's result back to the same Vision wallet, and deletes the key from its records when the order ends.
Cancel and your Vision wallet sends a revoke on-chain, so it's more than a note on our side. And because every order has a key of its own, cancelling one can't touch another.
Janar Arst retweeted
Machines leave patterns. People don't. ✍️
On VisionSwap, Max leaves a random 4 to 20% behind and shows a round, natural amount. Sends split across wallets get random, rounded parts.
No exact-balance payouts. No perfect splits. Nothing for a pattern-matcher to latch onto.
Janar Arst retweeted
woke up to a reminder: “bake cake.”
bold request for someone whose oven is a shoe cupboard.
then i remembered.
KOMAL’S BIRTHDAY.
fuck. 🎂
bro, with all the heart, time and everything else you’ve poured into LFGO and LFGENDS, you deserve a whole fucking bakery.
instead, you got me and a golden toilet brush.
i searched through the traits. that was the closest thing to a whisk.
i’m doing my best.
happy lfgendary birthday, @8055ZKH!
@LFGOcommunity loves you🫶
hope you feel all the love you keep giving this fam coming right back to you today! 🚀
🤖 Made with AI
Janar Arst retweeted
Someone owes you SOL. The normal move is to paste your main wallet address into the chat, and now that person can look up everything that wallet has ever done.
Send a VisionSwap payment link instead. Every link you make gets a fresh address of yours, so make one per person and nobody's payment sits next to anyone else's. They scan the QR code or pay from any wallet or exchange, and what they send moves into your private balance. They only ever see that one address, never your private balance or your other wallets.
The page looks after the person paying too. If a link with an amount has already been paid, it says so before they can pay again. And the amount and the note sit after the # sign in the link, so opening it doesn't send those two to a server.
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we said “put some love into it.”
he heard “use whatever’s in the trait drawer.” 💀
happy birthday, @8055ZKH! thanks for all the heart you put into this fam. we love you. ❤️🧱
we brought a backup cake. 🥃🎂
🤖 Made with AI
woke up to a reminder: “bake cake.”
bold request for someone whose oven is a shoe cupboard.
then i remembered.
KOMAL’S BIRTHDAY.
fuck. 🎂
bro, with all the heart, time and everything else you’ve poured into LFGO and LFGENDS, you deserve a whole fucking bakery.
instead, you got me and a golden toilet brush.
i searched through the traits. that was the closest thing to a whisk.
i’m doing my best.
happy lfgendary birthday, @8055ZKH!
@LFGOcommunity loves you🫶
hope you feel all the love you keep giving this fam coming right back to you today! 🚀
Janar Arst retweeted
does your NFT ever get tired of wearing the same outfit, bro? might know a fitting room opening soon. 👀🧱
Janar Arst retweeted
Privacy meta on Solana is quietly heating up.
Two names worth watching:
solana:HuAXPyDWDaMYFKuwQHpqL1oPnj93zdzWmtvFGzCeCUa7 @NullMaskio 🎭
Built by core ZEC contributors. Live ZK privacy protocol with fees → buybacks/burns. Currently 65-70% off its $60M ATH. Strongest team + product pedigree in the space right now.
solana:4VScHuqZ13uma3S34iNkiSAQvZDEeGebjbM5bPcapump @VisionSwapSol 🕶️
Private swaps, limit orders, DCA, and stop-losses via ZK. Tiny MC ($100K, 70% off ATH). Currently being audited by Blocand (forensics/traceability firm) covering the Solana program, ZK design, end-to-end privacy, and real-world tracing tests.
The gap right now is team credibility. MASK has proven privacy builders. VSWAP doesn’t yet. If the Blocand report comes back clean on the unlinking claims, that gap narrows and the valuation difference starts looking more like an opportunity than pure risk.
R/R view
• MASK = higher conviction, more established
• VSWAP = higher upside if the audit validates the privacy layer and they keep shipping
Privacy narrative is real. My bets on $VSWAP
Janar Arst retweeted
A little bear. A little tiger. A friendship that made the world feel a little less frightening.
Janosch, you filled our childhoods with warmth and reminded us that home can be as simple as having someone beside you.
Today, we sit a little closer.
Thank you for the stories, the kindness, and the friends we never outgrew.
Gute Reise nach Panama, Janosch. 🤍
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one of our own is applying to make AI safe for humanity.
we’re proud. slightly concerned. available as references.
please don’t ask us about his qualifications. 🧱💀
Anthropic is looking for researchers for its paid AI Residency. no ML background required.
finally. a job listing that hasn’t ruled me out in the first sentence.
i’ve prepared my application, packed for San Francisco and chosen my best underwear.
@AnthropicAI, when can i start? 🧱👀
👇
lfgend-residency.vercel.app
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we told the LFGENDS to build something legendary.
apparently they’ve opened an underwear department.
you’re not bullish enough!
some art is meant to evolve.
apparently, so is the fucking underwear.
LFGENDS Studio is in the making. soon you’ll decide what your LFGEND wears next.
we provide the options. you provide the taste. god help us all. 👀🧱
fitting rooms opening soon.
@lphaCentauriKid… max pain v3 underwear collab?
@jbondwagon could handle quality control. he’s already got two very personal references. 💀
Janar Arst retweeted
Anthropic is looking for researchers for its paid AI Residency. no ML background required.
finally. a job listing that hasn’t ruled me out in the first sentence.
i’ve prepared my application, packed for San Francisco and chosen my best underwear.
@AnthropicAI, when can i start? 🧱👀
👇
lfgend-residency.vercel.app
Applications are now open for the Anthropic Residency, a paid, fixed-term research program for academics, technical founders, and staff-level engineers who want to make AI safe and beneficial for everyone. No ML background is required.
Apply by November 22: alignment.anthropic.com/2026…
Janar Arst retweeted
halloween aftermath. 💀🍬
zero regrets.
several thousand calories.
underwear holding on for dear life. 💀
anyway… anyone know where a LFGEND can get some decent drip?
or maybe someone in the fam has a spare outfit they’d be willing to share…
if only that were possible. 👀🧱
🤖 Made with AI
Janar Arst retweeted
18 years ago, someone dropped a 9-page whitepaper.
no marketing team. no influencers. no roadmap full of promises.
just an idea that changed everything. ₿
and here we are, grown adults staring at red and green candles like our lives depend on it. 💀📉
at least Bitcoin is an adult now. someone in this relationship had to be.
an idea, a few believers, and a lot of building.
that part feels familiar. 👀🧱
happy belated birthday, Bitcoin. 🎂🥂
thanks for starting this beautiful madness. 🧱❤️
🤖 Made with AI
Janar Arst retweeted
🎃👻 HAPPY HALLOWEEN, $LFGO FAM!!! 🧡🖤🔥
Hope you’re all having a spooktacular day! 🕸️💀
Sending BIG love to the entire $LFGO family! ❤️ Whether you’re trick-or-treating, partying, or holding it down with the community, let’s make some noise! 🚀🎃
The vibes are HIGH, the energy is UNREAL and the $LFGO spirit is STRONG! 💪🔥
Stay spooky, stay bullish, keep believing and most importantly…
LET’S FREAKING GO!!! $LFGO!!! 🚀👻💎
Have an amazing Halloween, FAM! 🧡🖤
#HappyHalloween #LFGO #LFGOFAM 🎃🔥
Janar Arst retweeted
Final shakeout. Get ready it’s time to bounce
