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Not interested. Sometimes I'm funny. Armed and dangerous. I have an affection for tall dead guys. Dog defender. @JohnnyRiggs9 is buried in my backyard.

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Joined April 2011
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January James-Riggs retweeted
Listen All the liberal folks who won tonight: Americans aren’t permanently on any team politically. Just take care of all Americans and folks won’t care what color dress or tie you wear.
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January James-Riggs retweeted
“I love that for you” is the new “bless your heart.”
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You must have me confused with someone interested in your opinion.
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You can be fucked out of a bad mood, this is just science
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Just finished putting my 25 foot tall Christopher Columbus lawn decoration on my front lawn
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I think it’s time to bring back sword fights.
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my hands in your hair pulling you into the fire
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Why go to therapy when you can drink coffee and buy books as a little treat to fill the void inside.
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January James-Riggs retweeted
Sandals girl summer is out… fuzzy socks girl fall is in.
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I’ll play with your hair. I’ll tell you how smitten I am with you. Let me show you how easy you are to love.
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If being in your pj’s by 8pm is wrong…. Then I don’t want to be right.
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Be the reason the judge declares a mistrial.
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It’s my woodchipper and I’ll throw in some body parts if I want to.
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a kiss between songs
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January James-Riggs retweeted
Younger people might not know this, but before social media, we didn't have to listen to crazy people. At all.
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Words are not fucking violence Violence is violence
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The nice thing about AI is now I barely know what anyone is talking about and it’s easier to ignore them
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I don’t want to sound dramatic, but I might have to challenge you to a duel.
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You know what’s better than one coffee? More coffee.
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January James-Riggs retweeted
I’m probably going to die trying to pet something that doesn’t want to be pet.
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