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we need to ban filming in public spaces atp these pranks are so horrid. all i end up thinking about is how that’s someone’s father. cruel.
RT (@RT_com) profile pictureRT@RT_comOct 28
‘MY LIFE IS HARD AS IT IS, I DON’T NEED THIS CRAP!’ — Grocery store worker SNAPS at clout-chasing kids Teens tried to apologize to the man with four kids and a mortgage, but it didn’t look sincere to him
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damn they’re raising a fucking loser
bella of #fluggetwt (@bella_b_2004) profile picturebella of #fluggetwt@bella_b_2004Oct 27
this is genuinely so sad.
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biv@IvyZiedOct 29
Seems this is a very unpopular opinion but I don’t think Amanda did a very good job playing Elizabeth Holmes. It’s a bad caricature. The voice is very off and the facial expressions are all wrong.
Cinema CLT 👷🏻 (@cinemaclt) profile pictureCinema CLT 👷🏻
@cinemacltOct 29
Isso aqui é bizarro! Comparação entre a atuação de Amanda Seyfried como Elizabeth Holmes (fundadora da Theranos) na minissérie 'The Dropout' e a verdadeira Elizabeth Holmes.
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best tweet of the week
Molk (@molkierr) profile pictureMolk@molkierrOct 28
Old mcdonald when his animals wont listen to him
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“obviously I wouldn’t be paying rent” yall got some fuckin nerve
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@vzzeoOct 29
my female friend found out i got a two bedroom apartment and just sent me this 😭
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KC@F1MECHANICSOct 27
omo people were seriously in love back then
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@damylareeeOct 26
Farewell kisses.
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Bro 😭🤚
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this is such a mean tweet coming from someone who’s not even that cute
serg (@Sirhoe2) profile pictureserg@Sirhoe2Oct 26
Yall ever been so horny you were willing to have sex with someone ugly
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daye@BYESLEEZEOct 26
No u detransitioned cuz u realised u ain’t fish
Liteboho (@innomatijane) profile pictureLiteboho
@innomatijaneOct 26
“Boys, be boys. It’s okay to be a boy.” — Nicki Minaj. I detransitioned as an adult because I realised I could never be a woman. If I could change my mind as an adult, why are we allowing children to make life-altering decisions about their bodies? Let kids grow up.
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they've been threatening to release the ariana grande meet the fockers movie for what feels like years
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My understanding of modern dating is that no one is attractive enough for anyone, doing literally anything is an ick, and the entire species is out of its own league.
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i love gay halloween because wdym you’re the adults poster
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zach@mazzyyyyyyyOct 27
her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
ABC 7 Chicago (@ABC7Chicago) profile pictureABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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@b777txOct 26
you're kind of a dickhead idk
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am I the only person who thinks that this is an absolutely ridiculous request
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@_sorrengailllOct 25
my roommate wants to start charging my boyfriend rent for visiting me twice a week 😭
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TYREE@yaboy_riOct 25
He look like he fuck boys senseless 😂
Jalennnnnn (@jaaleninterlude) profile pictureJalennnnnn@jaaleninterludeOct 24
so i came across this one tik tok-
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STRAIGHT men will NOT date you or have sex with you. I’m so fucking tired of gays saying stupid shit like that, if they do then they’re NOT FUCKING STRAIGHT. FUCKKK.
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I love that no matter WHO you are to the world, you’re still just a lame parent to your teenager. 😂
wayBackinTimes (@waybackintimes) profile picturewayBackinTimes
@waybackintimesOct 24
Mariah Carey crashing her son’s Twitch stream and STRESSING HIM OUT 😭💀
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i need someone to investigate whether being a side is actually a sexual preference or just cope for being chopped
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I know sis either has a linguistic degree or did some phonology and phonetics classes. This is exactly how you should teach kids words.
Oluwatobiloba (@Tobielobba) profile pictureOluwatobiloba
@TobielobbaOct 24
As an adult, I want to attend this school so badly.
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