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Jason

@JasonDFW

Always keep safety in the back of your mind, just stay humble

Joined April 2009
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Uh... He has a point. Just saying!
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Interesting defector.com/there-is-no-pla…
There Is No Place In A Functional Society For Elon Musk | Defector

There Is No Place In A Functional Society For Elon Musk | Defector

Elon Musk reportedly spent nearly half a billion dollars on the 2026 election, all of it going toward the effort to keep Donald Trump and the Republican Party in control of the entire U.S. governme...

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the nytimes profile of dario amodei led me to his sister’s wedding website and it’s... interesting
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Sometimes I regret making my Muse icon look like Mark Zuckerberg when I first signed up, but now that there’s voice mode I feel confident in my choices
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Seen waay to many people be like “OSOFF ‘28” He sucks and more people should know it.
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You can’t lead the opposition party while being bankrolled by the opposition. This should not be a controversial take.
Sludge (@Sludge) profile pictureSludge
@SludgeNov 4
NEW: Meet incoming speaker Hakeem Jeffries’ donors: Anduril and Palantir executives, Wall Street investors, crypto lobbyists, and donors funneling contributions through AIPAC. We followed the money behind Hakeem Jeffries. readsludge.com/2026/11/04/th…
The Money Behind Hakeem Jeffries

The Money Behind Hakeem Jeffries

Executives at Anduril and Palantir, crypto industry advocates, and investors giving through AIPAC helped fund the Democratic leader preparing to become speaker.

readsludge.com
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Texas & Georgia turning into blue states.
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Surely the last 24hrs has to be in the top 10 Twitter days of all time
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@vgrastaNov 5
HOLY SHIT ITS BRILLIANT 😭
Miscellaneous Thoughts (@Miscell_Thought) profile pictureMiscellaneous Thoughts@Miscell_ThoughtNov 5
Replying to @vgrasta
I need Nas Ether behind this
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"I screamed at God for the starving children until I realized that the starving children was God screaming at me." yeah
Trita Parsi (@tparsi) profile pictureTrita Parsi
@tparsiNov 4
When you listen to James Talarico, you realize that last night's results were not just a rejection of Trump and Israel's Iran war, but also a rejection of a Democratic Party led by people like Biden, Blinken, and Sullivan: "I've never taken money from AIPAC, and I'm not taking money from AIPAC in this campaign. Seeing what's happening in Gaza makes me sick to my stomach as a teacher, as a Christian, as a human being" This is his message, and he won in Texas!
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Hello! Two standup sets this week. Both 10ish minutes, both with a lot of people who are insanely good at this. Thursday 11/5 9:45p - Big Laugh, Fort Worth fortworth.blcomedy.com/event… Saturday 11/7 8:00p - Almost Home Taphouse, Little Elm - nextstopcomedy.com/events/al…
The After Party Comedy Show - November 5th 9:45PM

The After Party Comedy Show - November 5th 9:45PM

The After Party Comedy ShowThe competition is over. The winners have been announced. Most people are heading home.You're not most people.The After Party Comedy Show is where the night keeps going,...

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A patriot just sent me this photo from Texas. Buc-ees has fallen.
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vivafalastin 🇵🇸 (@vivafalastin) profile picturevivafalastin 🇵🇸@vivafalastinNov 4
buc-ee has taken the shahada. buc-ee’s is now certified halal. TAKBIR! ALLAHU AKBAR!
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
La Soule (@okmeaux) profile pictureLa Soule@okmeauxNov 4
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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NEW PODCAST ON WOKE 3 OUT NOW
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Nancy Pelosi (@SpeakerPelosi) profile pictureNancy Pelosi
@SpeakerPelosiNov 4
Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.
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It’s a pretty jarring day waking up and seeing last night’s election results. If you’re someone who still believes in President Trump, I’m sure you’re feeling concerned and maybe even a little scared. So let me make this clear: We are going to eat you.
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This is what woke 3 is all about. We’re getting so woke we are not even gonna be able to say the word woke anymore if we’re white!!!!
bing bong (@football_rose) profile picturebing bong@football_roseNov 4
Replying to @MeganBitchell
White people love to call themselves “woke” while culturally appropriating a term from AAVE to further remove black people from its original definition
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woke 3 is coming to pinwheel
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The question on university campuses should now be how to get rid of all the administrators who caved to and collaborated with a grossly unpopular political agenda, including curricular changes, reversals on diversity mandates, buying into AI hype, clamping down on Gaza protests…
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Now that woke is back, I just want everyone who abruptly started using the r-word again 2 years ago to know I remember who you are and it will always define you in my mind
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