He/Him.

Los Angeles
Joined April 2009
Jason Hellerman retweeted
It’s a very good movie but if your takeaway is that Elizabeth Holmes might be a neurodivergent victim I think you have forcibly disconnected yourself from reality. More specifically, she *obviously* gets The Who’s on First joke—and is profoundly motivated to pretend she doesn’t.
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fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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Just an awful week for the Atlanta Falcons
NEW - Adolf Hitler's Alpine retreat, the Eagle's Nest, was completely destroyed after a potential arson attack last night in Bavaria's Berchtesgaden, Germany.
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The Chargers lost a few lineman The Eagles have now lost: -QB1 -Every single RB on their roster -WR1 and WR2 -TE1 and TE2 -Every lineman besides Mailata -Both starting Edges -Both starting Safeties
The Chargers have more injuries than the Eagles.
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no i don’t think so
has anyone talked about how the horror genre uses violence against women for shock value
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Life comes at you fast.
AJ Brown is one more drive without a target away from reading a banned book on the sideline
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Life is fun and I love having fun
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Finally a familiar sixers game
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John Boorman has a good line about this. When you make a film, you’re turning money into light. But the real trick is that you have to then turn the light back into money.
Filmmaking can never be ethical. You are stealing light and sound and putting it inside a little box. That is not nice
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Chasing a career in filmmaking is funny bc every year I’m like “this is the year” and then it’s not
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When your graphic designer was rejected by his dream art school.
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Still somehow the best father in the Wolves back court
Ernie Johnson: “So are you a diaper changer, man?” LaMelo Ball: “Nah, my girl do all that…I definitely did it before it’s just not my job you know what I’m saying?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣. (h/t @SnapshotKyle)
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that’s pretty fucking cool happy for knicks fans
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Are people aware the Sixers won 45 games last year with both Embiid and PG out half the season + with zero depth whatsoever? Because every fake intellectual on here has them somehow getting worse and I genuinely dont think any of you watched this team last season
didnt have the time to put together a fancy graphic but here's my standings prediction
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this malick ass baby bro
such a precious moment
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Hope the bettors are ok, right @CSimmsQB?
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If that is true then everyone involved from that decision making process from the top down should be fired today. Medical staff, Sirianni, everybody. That's completely unacceptable.
How committed is Jalen Hurts to football? After initially being diagnosed with a superficial blood clot in London, doctors told him not to sleep as a precaution, so he had been awake for roughly 36 hours when he started against the Jaguars, throwing for 220 yards and a TD.
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Jason Hellerman retweeted
You already know BYU students are gonna soak this one in.
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