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patron of the arts and my dog Maggie Beans.

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Joined May 2021
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And I don't want the world to see me cause I don't think that they'd understand
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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Every time😂💧
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I’m not taking sides in Tuesday’s election. I only don’t want to see the Muslim Brotherhood ideology, franchised as CAIR in America, become mainstream and win seats at any level of government. I left the old world behind to escape backward Islamist thought. I don’t want to have to deal with it in my new homeland. Abdul is CAIR.
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swazzleneuf retweeted
Replying to @jbondwagon
you want an “upgrade” huh?
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Hochul says sees sanitation workers on her morning walks. "Just don't hit me with the trucks when I'm crossing the street," she strangely jokes to boos. A woman was fatally hit by a Department of Sanition garbage truck while crossing the street earlier this week
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Years of removing invasive pythons from the Everglades are paying off—native wildlife is finally bouncing back. Wait until you see who took over an old python den! #PythonCowboy #Everglades #Wildlife
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swazzleneuf retweeted
The women in New Orleans are fantastic. I’ve posted this type of comment before. Just held the door open for some woman and she said “thank you baby”. I always get that. “Baby”. “Honey”. “Sugar”. “Darlin’” “Sweetie”. Just a beautiful thing. Wonderful women in this great city
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Sir Patrick Stewart describes his first experience of a Hamburger in America. (You’ll read this in his voice)
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Wtf is this 😭
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Since my @60Minutes interview, family and friends have forwarded me a variety of posts speculating about my sexuality. Like Moussa Diawara, I have a wife and kids. But if anyone ever tries to deport me, I reserve the right to change my story!
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swazzleneuf retweeted
Replying to @adamcurry
I've dreaded this day... The last No Agenda episode ever. Thank you for the many years of laughs, wisdom, and media deconstruction. The void you leave behind in the lives of NA listeners will be indescribably large. NA will be truly missed 💔
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Austin Reaves: “No. Absolutamente no extrañé a Luka hoy. Ya me tiene cansado y vamos 5 juegos. El otro día me mandaba los highlights de sus 52 puntos y mis tiros errados. Lo odio.” Volvió mi duo tóxico💛
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My 4 y/o son just walked in, tears in his eyes, and asked, “Dada—why did big law firm Weil Gotshal dissolve?” And when I told him it’s because the Democrats’ woke socialist policies are already scaring M&A financiers, he started crying
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swazzleneuf retweeted
یه ویدئو ساختم که قطع به یقین ارزشش رو داشت انقدر پول برق برای دیتاسنتر و سرورای آمریکایی خرج بشه و اون همه آب براشون مصرف بشه.
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I advise reading this. The time to change is NOW Here are five things I wish @MayorofSeattle would answer today: 1. What's your plan for graffiti? 2. Why won't the city acknowledge that we have a drug problem, not a homeless problem? 3. Why are we allowing open-air drug use? Is that real compassion? Is it safe for our children? 4. Isn't it time to stand in front of the camera and tell the City of Seattle that the mistakes of the past will no longer be tolerated? 5. Can we please follow the lead of @DanielLurie in the city of San Francisco? Doesn't the city of Seattle deserve this?
If the Downtown Seattle Association’s own survey shows most businesses don’t see hope that the ultra costly, overly regulated, not tackling the real policy issues landscape won’t change, why would you want to cozy up to the other DSA (Dem socialists) adjacent mayor on homelessness plans...? Business’ own advocates aren’t calling out the truth so it wouldn’t inspire people to stay. businessclimate.seattlechamb…
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In this exchange, I explain the third country removal problem. @60Minutes cut this except the single line where I said I didn’t have statistics memorized.
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Now hiring bartenders for my Seattle sports bar! Qualifications: - Must not be familiar with any sports whatsoever - Must not know any channel numbers - Must not know how to operate a television
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swazzleneuf retweeted
Damn Shai might actually have a down year this season 😮
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站在今天看,俄罗斯这波操作,属于手握着一把天胡的牌打得稀烂。 如果不出兵乌克兰,今天全球AI的牌桌上,除了中美,大概率真得坐着一个俄罗斯。 搞AI、跑大模型,底层逻辑就是“吃电、散热、堆机器”。这两年全世界的数据中心老板都在为电费和机房降温发愁。俄罗斯属于老天爷喂到饭:西伯利亚开窗就是纯天然顶级空调;境内水电、核电、天然气很便宜,当年挖矿的都选西伯利亚。 另外俄罗斯人的数学和算法也强,各大国际编程竞赛,Kaggle机器学习竞赛常被俄国人屠榜。全世界除了中美,俄罗斯也搞出了自己完整的互联网生态:搜东西有Yandex,社交有VK,还有Telegram。现在在美股被炒上天的算力黑马Nebius,核心班底就是原先Yandex那帮俄罗斯人。 如果疫情后俄罗斯出地皮、出冷气、出便宜电,再拉着中国这种基建狂魔帮忙拉高压电网、建厂房、铺光纤,欧美资本开服务器工厂。俄国人完全可以成为欧亚大陆最大的“超级算力工厂”,中美神仙打架,它在中间两头收过路费。 结果呢?普京一拍大腿:不行,我得去抢那几块地。 普京的脑子,彻底停留在了19世纪沙皇俄国那种“开疆拓土”的旧梦里。什么有没有出海口啊,有没有所谓的军事缓冲带啊,就算抢方法也多的是,这可这是21世纪啊!现在的世界霸权争夺,抢的是半导体供应链,抢的是先进算法,抢的是高精尖人才。你去顿巴斯抢了几片烂泥地、几座废弃钢铁厂,代价却是把整个国家的未来都押了上去。 枪声一响,一切全崩了。稍微有点本事的程序员、算法工程师,连夜跑路。Yandex核心技术团队,宁可巨亏,惨烈的断尾求生、割裂母国,也要跑到欧洲重组成Nebius。普京把最懂未来的人,全逼成了难民和海外创业者。 在人工智能技术爆发的黎明前夜,全世界都在疯狂狂飙算力、抢占新工业革命的门票;而俄罗斯的老大,却带着几十万人,在泥潭里打着一百年前的一战式堑壕战。 再说一遍,普京不行,国内崇拜普京的那帮人也不行
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