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JayLagan

@JayLagan

Thinker, philosopher and suffers from delusions of grandeur. I write terrible jokes and I really do look like my profile picture. Honestly, I do...

Joined May 2008
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@Twoptwips Mayans. Re-do your maths. I think you forgot to carry the four over...
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Well, it took a while to get here, but totally worth it!
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Shutts@ShuttsapaloozaJan 19
Hahahahahahahahaha
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See you later, Canada! It was fun while it lasted. Maybe next year…?
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True comedy, right here. What’s the matter guys? Toooooooo challengiiiiiiiiiing foooor yaaaaaaaa?????
John Cleese (@JohnCleese) profile pictureJohn Cleese
@JohnCleese26 Sep 2025
I can’t believe it has been more than 50 years since #FawltyTowers premiered on the BBC. This is one of my favourite clips. 🛎️🌿🚗 “Duck’s off, sorry.”
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I can’t believe it has been more than 50 years since #FawltyTowers premiered on the BBC. This is one of my favourite clips. 🛎️🌿🚗 “Duck’s off, sorry.”
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Currently at the CN Tower viewing deck. It’s something else…!
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Bloody heresy!
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Went to Niagara Falls today. Bloody marvellous!
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I went to top of the CN Tower and did this! How was your day…?
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I’m on a plane! But where in the world am I going…?
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Freddie Mercury would have been 79 today, which means I am legally bound to post his celebrated appearance at the 1980 Eurovision Violence Contest alongside Kenny Everett and Katie Boyle. Do your stuff Fred 🤘
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Off to see “Pulp” this evening. I’ve waited 30 years for this. I will not wait a second longer…
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Belta 😂😂😂
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“You’re bitch, a pussy and everyone hates you. Resign and let’s have a more pleasant world.” “Where’s your suit…?”
Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) profile picturePiers Morgan
@piersmorgan26 Apr 2025
Wow, what a picture.
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If you agree with this opinion in the ⁦@dailytelegraph⁩ I would appreciate a repost…
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