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Lemonade pockets. Champagne lips.

Joined February 2009
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There’s not many left that will make me sad when they leave us, but this one has made me very sad.
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund Β Β  alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources Β  Β  alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Moment of silence for the knohead who spent a substantial amount of money to heckle @BarackObama with conspiracy theories and ended with β€˜free Danny Tommo’ as he walked out 🀣 What a massive melt.
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Replying to @TheCoopLive
@TheCoopLive standstill traffic all around the arena - is there an actual rwason? We’ve been 2 miles away for nearly 40mins. Can you confirm correct start times as tickets said 8pm and everywhere else is now saying 7.30. If the latter, many of us won’t even be inside in time πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ
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Moved less than 500 yards since last tweet. This is actually ridiculous? Unless the Secret Service are checking every car coming in, don’t get it πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ
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Of course he beat us to the venue…
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@ChrisMoyles why has this been removed from all streaming services?
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Shout out to my friend, who earlier today rang BTP to report a machete on the ground at the station. Turned out he had the wrong glasses on, and it was in fact a Power Rangers toy sword. I hope BTP found it as funny as the rest of us when we found out.
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Wish me luck Lads!
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Β£17 for a gin and tonic!
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Anyway, I didn’t win, but in an β€˜only could happen to me’ moment, every single other person on my table did. Here’s the moment they went up on stage for the Winners photos at the end and left me…
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You can take the girl out of The North but you won’t ever take The North out of the girl. Hope my fellow table members are ready for me. Haven’t they heard about my Party For One nightsβ€¦πŸ˜ πŸ’ƒπŸ» πŸ₯‚
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For reasons only known to the organisation, I now have a complimentary Plus One πŸ‘€ Maybe they HAD heard of my Party For One nights 😏
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Jay 🎏 retweeted
as an adult you literally have 30 minutes to celebrate a win until you face another inconvenience
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Nominated and finalist in the main national industry awards in that there London and they want Β£450+ vat for a plus one to attend with me. In an industry that only pays most staff minimum wage. Ballsy stuff from them. Anyway, I’m quite happy attending solo, for free, thanks
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Really need to remind myself of my own pinned post.
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Dollys β€˜The Grass is Blue’ album has always been my favourite, but on the day of her burial, it can only be this one πŸ’”
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lol
On August 27, ICE arrested Milo Yiannopoulos, an illegal alien from the United Kingdom, at the Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport (MSY) in Kenner, Louisiana. Yiannopoulos legally entered the country on May 14, 2019, through New York City, New York. He chose to overstay his welcome in violation of our nation’s laws. Β  Yiannopoulos was issued a final order of removal by an Immigration Judge on July 22, after failing to show up for his immigration hearing. He will remain in ICE custody pending removal.Β  Β  Being in detention is a choice. We encourage all illegal aliens to take control of their departure with the CBP Home App. The United States is offering illegal aliens $3,000 and a free flight to self-deport now. We encourage every person here illegally to take advantage of this offer and reserve the chance to come back to the U.S. the right legal way to live the American dream. If not, you will be arrested and deported without a chance to return.
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Jay 🎏 retweeted
Hurricane Dolly taking out Mar-a-Lago would convert me from being an atheist into the most devout and sanctified believer
Tropical Storm Dolly forms in the central Atlantic β€” NHC
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Not Dolly πŸ˜­πŸ’”
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Jay 🎏 retweeted
if yall think women are upset about being decentered once they have a baby, you should see how men behave when there's a new baby and "his needs come last."
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