
Opinions are my own. @TypicallyCarmen ❤️ | Java/Kotlin Developer | Business Inquiries: [email protected]
Joined March 2014
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“Two half-asses don’t make a whole ass” not sure where I originally heard this, but certainly is one of my favorite quotes 😂
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Got an ad saying “Find out your ADHD score today” as if I have enough attention span to complete it to get a score
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Every time I take a day off to relax I feel like I'm being lazy, even if its a weekend 🙃 For some reason I feel like I always need to do some type of work every day
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Looking for someone with basic Blender experience and an understanding of game design (and coordinates/maps) to work with us on @PlayHideaway part-time!
Paid position! Add me on Discord - Crocwise#0001
or send an email to [email protected]
Can I get a break? 🙃 Had to replace my water heater, deal with a leaky roof and my car battery just died all within the past 2-3 weeks
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Getting on the highway today, only to see someone getting off the highway giving me the middle finger? No clue who they were... but I'm sorry someone crapped in your cornflakes today buddy, you're clearly having a bad day 😂
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I feel like I’d play Destiny 2 again if there was A. A way to catch up on lore in-game and B. if I had a group offriends to play it with
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And yes, I know there a many many more secure ways of doing two factor, just baffles me that even comes up as an idea and was approved as one too
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I saw this one on a forum for artists. Applies maybe even more to us, I would think. reddit.com/r/programmerhumor…
That said, converting from Maven to Gradle is fairly simple once you get everything figured out thankfully
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