Cannot believe we are in this timeline ☠️ He/Him/His

Dallas, TX
Joined April 2013
Jay (With The Lays) retweeted
Being single doesn’t scare me. Being with someone who makes me feel single while I’m in a relationship does. There’s a difference.
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Jay (With The Lays) retweeted
I honestly don't know why anyone still uses Airbnb, but this gave me a good giggle. 🤭
Sorry, but this was a long time coming Vacationers don’t want to do unpaid labor for you
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Jay (With The Lays) retweeted
if you ever get the chance to live your dream, STAND ON FUCKING BUSINESS and be the type of person you’d love to watch It’s so fucking worth it to be fearless #survivor #survivor51
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Jay (With The Lays) retweeted
#notallsuperfans play boring and sit on their hands #survivor #rhap #survivor51
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Jay (With The Lays) retweeted
Had to show I also have big balls
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Don't make unnecessary journeys, don't take risks on treacherous roads, and don't swim in the sea! #Survivor #Survivor51
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Lewis spelling Linnea’s name two different ways for no reason 😂 #Survivor #Survivor51
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Jay (With The Lays) retweeted
Tribal council seeing Devin and Jelly coming: #Survivor #Survivor51
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KILBY YOU GODDAMN KING 👑 YES! #Survivor #Survivor51
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MAGGIE GOT WHAT SHE WANTED ☠️ #Survivor #Survivor51
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Lewis in the background like: “nah, draw rocks” 😂 #Survivor #Survivor51
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Kilby being like: “I’m standing on BUSINESS, so do YOU want to draw rocks or not?” #Survivor #Survivor51
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Eric realizing Kilby voted against Linnea #Survivor #Survivor51
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Maggie while this Dina tribal happens #Survivor #Survivor51
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All these misspelled names tonight #Survivor #Survivor51
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Kilby keeping Lewis’s secret for him #Survivor #Survivor51
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Alexis this whole episode basically #Survivor #Survivor51
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Alexis getting voted out after they shared all their stories #Survivor #Survivor51
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Alexis hearing Devin repeat her business at tribal #Survivor #Survivor51
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Jelly as Devin is telling everyone that she is his number one and Jeff calling it out #Survivor #Survivor51
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