Joel Christensen

You ever just hear someone's name in the morning and it wrecks your whole fucking day? I feel like I've lived 4 months of that shit.

Would anyone i know have "minburn rockets" memorabilia? Id love to put something together for my dad for Xmas. Even pics of the old logo would be great

With less things going on this year, get off the couch and get out of the house. And bring 3 friends with you

Now that was a fun game to watch. WOW! #SNFonNBC #SEAvsAZ

So all of a sudden my 7 year old is sleeping in his underwear and getting phone calls from girls who are having a sleepover. What the hell is happening here?

Me: baby if I finish harvest tonight you are going to get it so hard tonight. Wife: I have a headache. Wife: Comes home, calls a sub, does a screening test. Had to go for a covid test in the morning. Me: wow she really covered all her bases.

Watching TV with jace and miller on my lap. Mom: k boys its time for bed. Jace throws the blanket over his head and ducks down. All of a sudden I feel something. Jace: MILLER THAT WAS IN MY FACE. 5years old and he pulled off the perfect Dutch oven on his older brother #ProudDad

In a weird year you made it exciting right to the very end. Totally overlooked on how well you played in August. @SFGiants

Best line I've heard in a long time: "Your pussy has been empty for so long they put a Halloween store in yhere" #SternShow #ronniesmom

Me: I've never watched all of that 70's show, probably missed seasons 7 and 8. Im going to start watching it from the beginning. Netflix: hey everyone that joel guy finally made it to season 7, want to see something funny? *yoink*

The bus is pulling up and jace goes to me "dad stay inside. You're filthy and I dont want my friends to see you." 7 years old and I'm already an embarrassment. #dadgoals #soitbegins #aminolongercool

Wally having to plug in the gun before taking a shot gets me everytime. #classic #greatoutdoors

Has anyone been able to buy a 50/50 today?

Camping and hockey. Not minding august hockey one bit.

I'll be telling my kids they were on rollback at Walmart

Big thanks for everyone's help. I feel like we're going to win the battle now. Bring it on mother nature

So I watched Hamilton tonight. Kyla gave up 20 minutes of her time and I had to give up 160 minutes of mine. Most of that time was pondering if it was worth it. Than I realized thats probably what she was pondering with her 20 mins. Thank goodness I could drink with my time.

I saw this post on Facebook. Totally agree with Die Hard, would also throw in Ghostbusters and the great outdoors In a survey "Die Hard" was the #1 movie that we can watch over & over & over again. What movie can you watch over & over & over again?

So are we supposed to be mad about the movie "White Chick's"? Is that how sensitive we are to things now? Just trying to keep up and be trendy.

Woke up this morning... Me: man I feel so relaxed Kids whispering in their room (I imagine): let's be defiant annoying little pricks. We don't need this old man getting used to fun days. #happyfuckingfathersday