Jaye F. Powers

Wife told me the reason she married me was to watch me slowly die. That's why I cook my own food.

MAGA people saying they are moving out of their state because of the midterms need to realize there is not a state in this country where the Democrats do not control the house or senate at the moment.

Weird way to say you like being cheated on and lied to

Nothing brings me joy like seeing people post they are leaving their state because it went blue.

All the people that commented “they didn’t poll me” under every post about democrat leads are having a hell of a night tonight.

Yes, let’s drink coffee out of my Josh Hawley fleeing the Capitol mug on this Election Day

Putting a sign on the door saying we have candy is the easy part. Figuring out which word to put in quotation marks is the hard part.

Tonight Roger Marshall has brought up Chuck Schumer more than Mrs Schumer

I’m never sleeping again.

We had Chaos at the K last night.

Mike Boddicker was in the studio this morning. There’s something oddly satisfying hearing about the time he struck out Ken Griffey Jr on a change up “he knew was coming.”

Trying to avoid this happening again tomorrow

So apparently anything less than 440 pleadings of the 5th is contempt. Got it.

Stand in AWE of the pinpoint accuracy from this @amazon drone delivery, placing my son’s birthday package right in the middle of the street

Washed up the old girl and let her stretch her legs today

I have yet to see a Trump phone in public.

Lindsey Graham died and took all the reflecting pool vandalism evidence with him.

The USMNT can still win if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing.

Trump announces formation of “Big Beautiful Supremer” Court that can override regular Supreme Court judgements against him.

Breaking - 80 year old Giant Man Baby refuses to show name that isn’t there

Hey.