Z-list video essayist and potato salad enthusiast. Always interested in new projects!
Joined April 2023
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The latest print of the Casey’s Pizza Inflation Index (CPI) is in.
2020: $2.50
2021: $2.69
2022: $2.99
2023: $3.29
2024: $3.29
2025: $3.39
2026: $3.49
YoY: +2.9%
Since inception: +39.6% (+5.7% annualized)
Purchasing power of $100 in slices: 40 (in 2020) → 28
Independent gas station pizza research you can trust.
JayTea Streams retweeted
That's just cinematographyslop. You only like it because every frame is lit and composed like a painting in a way that contemporary film has entirely abandoned
JayTea Streams retweeted
i feel like every day we really do get closer to just talking in Cyberpunk 2077 streetslang. like there's not a massive world of difference between a chromed-out gonk getting zeroed and a chudded moid getting kirked
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i fucking hate how nobody tells you the rules but somehow you're still expected to know them. apparently there's a right way to talk and act and react and exist around people and i'm supposed to figure it all out by embarrassing myself until i get it right. i am so fucking tired
JayTea Streams retweeted
My house is under siege by ghouls, critters, and other phenomena of Hell. Gun . I will defend myself
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There has to be some evolutionary significance to how people are calmed by birds. We’re all descended from people who, in despair, heard birds singing and thought ‘Maybe it’ll be okay.’ People who heard birdsong and felt nothing must’ve given up and left no descendants.
