Forever I’m that Girl

Houston
Joined April 2019
How tf the game start at 10 PM CST?? I ain’t gonna make it 😅
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Brandon’s barber bout to come over and give him a line up. I’m bout to put out tonight ain’t I?
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COOKED WITH GREASE OMG
This Australian's reply to Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect. "Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban in Afghanistan thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. 'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth." Credit to: Jim Keller
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Jaz retweeted
because he’s Paige Bueckers white & not Caitlin Clark white
The most hyped American basketball prospect since LeBron James is doing this at 19 years old. And he’s white. How does he not have a Caitlin Clark type following? Lol
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I want to black in every lifetime ✨🤎
Racist foreigners when they realize Black people love being BLACK!
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cooper DeJean is exactly why the cornerback position is for NIGGAS only
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Funniest thing all day has been seeing Cowboys fans talk shit like we not bout to be sharing a plane to Cancun. We twins Pooh 👯‍♀️
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My vacation has officially started 🤸🏽‍♀️
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We actually scored a TD in the second half. This is new.
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Saquon should not be playing. At all. This is insane.
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Defense just decided to take the night off lol
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Not one run. And the run has been working all night lmao.
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Tanner sucks. Who else we got? 😭
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Troy Aikman is a bitch. Been a bitch.
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Jerry’s refs starting early
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OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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I want some pizza. But I also want some pasta but I kinda want some sushi. Washed down by a lil Cosmopolitan, followed by a few bad decisions. Yea that sounds about right.
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The best decision we made was getting a commercial ice maker for the outdoor kitchen. They thought we were crazy, but I stay getting me some ice 😭
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