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Joined June 2010
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I understand that some of my old tweets were a little problematic, and I vow to change this. Going forward, I will make my tweets a lot problematic.
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I don't know about you guys, but these election results are definitely confirming all my priors.
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The View’s Ana Navarro: “Ground beef is $6.30 a gallon. Guys, please vote these bums out.”
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Sometimes I think the modern political divide will never be healed, then I see lefties cyberbully people for being gay and I realize maybe we all have more in common than we thought.
Lindsey Graham was routinely hiring male sex workers while handling extremely sensitive national security material. Including a minor, whose story is detailed here for the first time. Meanwhile, his sister Darline runs on his name while campaigning on anti-LGBT rhetoric.
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We were all very concerned that the angry black Somali lady was going to be silent.
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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The death penalty is inadmissible because it is an attack on the inviolability and dignity of the person. The common good can be safeguarded and the requirements of justice can be met without recourse to capital punishment: effective systems of detention have been developed that protect citizens while at the same time do not completely deprive those who are guilty of the possibility of redemption. #NoDeathPenalty
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Oof... 0 for 3 after the developments of this week.
.@JamesTalarico: I’ll make you three promises. One, I will always be accessible to you. Two, I will always be honest with you. And three, I’ll always fight for you even if you don’t vote for me. That kind of basic decency is something that’s been missing in our politics for a long time. That’s how I was able to flip that Trump district with 51% of the vote.
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Great moment in customer product reviews here
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Somewhere an enterprising marketer at ASU is preparing a campaign noting that the government has listed Drunk Desert University as cohorts in a special group with Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Brown, Pitt, UC Davis, Caltech, and MIT.
Vice President JD Vance on J-1 Visa fraud in Universities: "This is where some of America’s most elite universities bring in foreigners again, to undercut the wages of American residents. Now there are nine universities in particular that we believe merit an investigation. Those universities are Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Brown, the University of Pittsburgh, UC Davis, Caltech, Arizona State, and MIT."
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The Koran would be a more interesting read if it had a sexy love book like the Bible does. A Song of Suleiman, if you will.
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Mixing up that drug cocktail like
Lethal injection by all-female team slated for Tennessee's 1st woman death row inmate in 200 years trib.al/1wMbN0b
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Breaking: local weirdo/wimp offended by anti-weirdo/wimp rhetoric.
Call me crazy, but I expect the Defense Secretary to conduct themselves with a little bit more class, gravity, and seriousness, than this.
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Good day to re-up this. nitter.gq/Jdkoa/status/203915758…
Former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem files for divorce from cross-dressing husband Bryon trib.al/wMkBlrJ
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"Why is the project running behind schedule?"
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Can you imagine the Norm MacDonald haters & the backlash they're getting today?
From @WSJFreeEx via @WSJOpinion: It isn’t the most-discussed anniversary of the month, but Norm Macdonald died five years ago today, writes @rkylesmith on.wsj.com/46SYQya
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I don't mean to pile on all you creators, but the status and level of my monetization has been completely unaffected.
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Man I hope the Lindsay Clancy jury doesn't deadlock & result in a new trial, because how cruel would that be in a capital case for her to have to watch the deliberations die multiple times, with the terror of knowing that ultimately this is also going to result in her death??
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She looks like a close familial relative of a tube of toothpaste.
No one should be arrested—much less jailed—for stealing a tube of toothpaste. Incarceration separates people from their jobs, support services, & loved ones. It perpetuates cycles of poverty & crime. That’s a fact, no matter how much fear mongering the right wing media does.
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Incredible scoop from Loomer just 15 months ago.
I just spoke with a hospice nurse who told me they think Biden will be dead within 6 months. This person works with cancer patients every day of the week. They said 6 months max, adding “I think it will be closer to 3 months. No more than 6 though.”
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Good news for @jamestalarico, who is no longer the gayest Democrat Senate candidate.
He loves to dance just like Ellen
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