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Sports renaissance man 📊 | 🇺🇸 #GoBolts #RaysUp #RiseUp

24, GA
Joined July 2020
Hinge has been kinda dead lately, time for the nuclear option
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The Rays may have lost And I will feel bitter But I can sleep easy tonight Cuz I don’t look like “Cam Schlittler” 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
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I can't believe Kevin Cash would do this
Jacob Misiorowski is coming out of Game 5 after 5.2 scoreless innings and 86 pitches. He was cruising, but it looks like he got a cramp. Trainers brought him a drink on the mound. He threw one warm-up pitch, shook his leg and walked off with a slight limp. Brewers still up, 4-0.
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Never forget that Caden Bodine went from A ball to AAA in one season and never looked overmatched
Some Caden Bodine BP. The Rays catcher prospect is part of the team’s postseason taxi squad.
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More Americans have died at the hands of the 2008 florida gators than Ebola
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How every clip of a cricketer playing baseball has looked
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Replying to @baylen2vejy
Bonaparte from the grave:
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The French when the Nazis started to have sex with their wives
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Top 5 DANK Reddit memes to make you the funniest kid in middle school!!😂👇
L'américain qui est arrivé au lycée 30 min en retard
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The Frenchmen on twitter talking about the Japanese
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“For many non-Americans, whining about America is the only economic opportunity that exists”
honestly a lot of problems in the world can be attributed to the existence of the united states
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Mariners pennants: 0 Ben Williamson World Series walkoffs: 1
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Ben Williamson World Series walkoff
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WE WON A GAME
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America’s culture of free speech is so strong that our idea of a “banned book” is “a school board in Nowhere, Kansas said it shouldn’t be in the curriculum and now every ninth grader in the country reads it”.
I read banned books
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Once proud fanbase with rings now gets satisfaction from teams projected to finish in last place going into the season making it further then them and losing
Much like Toronto, the knowledge that the Rays are probably never going to be back here makes this infinitely more satisfying. They should be very proud of what they accomplished this season and they weren't as lucky as some people claim, but I don't see the path.
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This is genuinely the funniest discourse I’ve ever seen on this app. And everytime someone’s like “well then why hasn’t anyone done it, the money is 10x better” they’re like “baseball is stupid, nobody would accept $500M to play it over cricket”💀💀💀🥴
Replying to @SheistyJudge
He ain't prepared, Let him prepare for 1month he is going to hit ur top base ball pitcher. But ur top baseball batter can never hit world's top bowler. Cricketers can hit ur average pitchers with in 7 days. But base ball batter can never hit a worldclass bowler even after 6months
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Just got back from beer league, how’d my Rays d…
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“AA” should never be allowed to make a trade again
Full trade, per ESPN sources: Atlanta gets: C Sean Murphy Oakland gets: LHP Kyle Muller, UT Esteury Ruiz, RHP Freddy Tarnok, RHP Royber Salinas, C Manny Piña Milwaukee gets: C William Contreras, RHP Justin Yeager, RHP Joel Payamps
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I just thought of the funniest tweet imaginable for the second baseball-cricket war but I’m too worried about my digital footprint
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