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Jeff Not Geoff

@JeffPars

judge me on my tweets. not my parenting

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Joined June 2009
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Only retweeting this so I can pin it
goyoneta prime (@gorymeraz) profile picturegoyoneta prime
@gorymerazJan 12
Replying to @mannysdeli
The only weather that matters is, wether you want it more.
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W.E.B. DaBoi
@Tyre_9423h
Basketball shorts under your jeans everywhere you go
𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) profile picture𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉
@AbakpaJobNov 6
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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Price Carter
@priceacarter9h
Everyone on November 10th: I hope my team makes a trade. Me on November 10th: I hope everyone remembers that 29 souls were lost in the gales of November.
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Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) profile picture
Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlogNov 4
What do regular Americans worry about in the first five minutes after they wake up in the morning? They worry about their kids. Their bills. How they’ll afford to pay the mortgage and fill the tank. They don’t worry about Iran or renovating the White House or any of the numerous other things Trump spent the last year rambling about. Republicans did not speak to the issues that directly and immediately impact regular Americans. They did not present a compelling plan to deal with those issues. That’s why they’re getting crushed. And they deserve it.
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Chris (@chiefs_outsider) profile picture
Chris
@chiefs_outsiderNov 4
I voted 38 times today without my ID my name is Harrison Butker and I work for the Kansas City Chiefs.
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (@ICEgov) profile pictureU.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
@ICEgovNov 3
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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Ted Nguyen
@FB_FilmAnalysisNov 3
If KC is in on Josh Downs, sweeten up the package for a Schrader and Butker swap?
Ted Nguyen (@FB_FilmAnalysis) profile pictureTed Nguyen
@FB_FilmAnalysisNov 3
With all of these contending teams with kicker issues, what could the Colts get for Spencer Schrader, who was perfect before last week? lol
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Joe McBob (@MrJoeMcBob) profile picture
Joe McBob@MrJoeMcBobNov 1
You all should be madder at Kingsley Suamataia for being the only player on the 53 man roster who can't seem to follow team rules during away games.
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Fucking pathetic
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Ryan (@rydudebro) profile picture
Ryan
@rydudebroNov 1
Christmas decorations are not allowed until November 11. The Edmund Fitzgerald gets the next 10 days.
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Nothing more accurate than this. 😂😂
Luke (@lukeboat) profile pictureLuke@lukeboatNov 1
Waiting 5 minutes for the green to clear.
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Nosebleed Gambling
@GamblingNBSNov 1
"I don't think I'm gonna drink this weekend"
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Jim Retarbaugh
@QsamaBJohnstonOct 28
Aaron Hernandez in heaven realizing he’d be on the Chiefs rn if he didn’t kill himself
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Adam Jaksa (@AdamJaksa) profile picture
Adam Jaksa@AdamJaksaOct 28
1991 WS: • Jack Buck “we’ll see you tomorrow night” 2002 WS • Joe Buck “we’ll see you tomorrow night” 2004 ALCS • Joe Buck “we’ll see you later tonight” 2011 WS • Joe Buck “we will see you tomorrow night” 2026 WS • Joe Davis “we’ll see you later tonight” Beautiful.
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Barry (@BarryOnHere) profile picture
Barry
@BarryOnHereOct 28
The Chiefs are finally getting Patrick Mahomes some receiver help by signing former 1st round pick Rae Carruth.
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Jason Anderson (@J810Anderson) profile picture
Jason Anderson
@J810AndersonOct 28
Josh Simmons was sent home for putting his feet on the table. Wait until the Chiefs hear what Justin Tucker did on tables.
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Fat Kid Deals
@FatKidDealsOct 26
GIVEAWAY TIME! Enter for the chance to win a @Nintendo Switch 2 PLUS 1 of 3 Games! Rules: 🔁 Retweet & ♥️ Like this post! Ends: 10/31/2026 11:59pm PDT BONUS ENTRY: Favorite Halloween Candy?? *Terms and conditions: 1 x Nintendo Switch 2: Choose Your Game Bundle (includes choice of either Mario Kart World, Donkey Kong Bananza, or Pokémon Pokopia digital game download) will be given away. Multiple/duplicate entries in a single day will not be accepted. Anyone found to use multiple accounts to enter will be ineligible. This giveaway is not sponsored by or affiliated with Nintendo or X
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Matt Harmon (@MattHarmon_BYB) profile picture
Matt Harmon
@MattHarmon_BYBOct 26
We should pretty much just stop referencing Worthy’s 40 yards dash time when talking about his downfield targets.
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🆎 (@theABinKC) profile picture
🆎@theABinKCOct 26
its time butker
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Mansoor Delane plays football today! Blessed
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Just pretend like it’s Super Bowl Sunday.
Kristen Kimmick (@Kimmick86) profile pictureKristen Kimmick
@Kimmick86Oct 24
So we’re just supposed to raw dog a Sunday tomorrow without Josh Allen football?
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