Bram Stoker Award-winner of gobs of books, most recently BLOODSUCKER COUNTY and FINDERS KEEPERS. WGA screenwriter. https://xitter.cf/t.co/HwuOPfHILU

Duluth, MN
Joined November 2008
Share with wild abandon! My new novel, FUN TIMES AT THE BLOODBATH, is out now!!! amazon.com/Fun-Times-Bloodba…
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In a nod to the current mood, Scrooge gets the guillotine at the end.
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Wasn't expecting BREEDER to be one of my favorite movies of the year, but here we are.
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Whoa! I'm the Publishers Marketplace Deal of the Day!
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Watch out! I'm going to be writing a couple of Choose Your Own Adventure books!
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Whether you stare creepily at your screen, or just have it playing in the background, this is 54 minutes of exquisite content! youtu.be/NtKEORyeBpk
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Despite the internet’s relentless efforts, we’re about to see this (mostly) unspoiled!
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Happy National Pug Day to those who celebrate!
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Tonight's dinner was definitely "All You Can Eat Sushi" instead of "All You Should Eat Sushi." 🀒
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The latest issue of Bridgett's newsletter is out! Check it out here: substack.com/home/post/p-219…
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Eight legs out of eight to CRAWLERS.
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Even if you ignore the enslavement and genocide, can't we least agree that "In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue" is a lazy-ass rhyme?
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Enjoying some fine merch from Bridgett Nelson's new shop! etsy.com/shop/WithLoveFromBr…
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One year ago today I got this tattoo. It has yet to come to life and force my arm to commit unspeakable acts against my will.
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It bombed hard this past weekend and most of you probably never even heard of it, but BEWARE BOIUNA is frickin' great!!!
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Indie approves of me going to see BEWARE BOIUNA.
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Bridgett Nelson's new online store is live!!! Books! Shirts! Other cool stuff! The perfect holiday gifts for the many weirdos in your life. etsy.com/shop/WithLoveFromBr…
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I respect the move, Hidden Valley Ranch, but this was nasty.
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Eric Schmitt has slunk off to lick his wounds at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
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Sometimes it’s difficult to get writing done.
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