Jeffy’s Pencil inc.

Found him #Waldo

Fake Marlin man at game 2. Somebody jump this guy #imposter

Jed Hoyer drinks Dasani water. What a pussy #cubs  #icemountain

It’s also hard to win playoff games when our pitching staff is dogshit and the one guy we traded for to be our ace doesn’t even throw a single pitch in the playoffs. Cubs didn’t even make it to October. #fuckhoyer #fuckcraig #cubs

Nico continues to be the only one who ever shows up for this team. People ask me why I glaze him so hard that’s why. Everyone else on the cubs is a mediocre player when anything matters or when they’re not facing pitchers with a 5 era. PCA was a clown show in that series. #cubs

Finally this team put me out my misery. This whole team is built entirely of loser dirtbag baseball players. Nico is the only real player we have and our manager is a retard #cubs #craig

If they show Bregmans stupid ass haircut one more time I’m gonna shoot someone #cubs

Like this tweet if Craig Counsell, Ian Happ, And Dansby Swanson should all go fuck themselves

Cubs lineup against any decent pitcher #cubs

Might set the world record for most poops in a day today. Dangerous start for #jeffy #poo

If ur someone who grabs people in Fall Guys ur a horrible person. #qweer

“Your dasher is heading your way!” Best noti to get. #tote #thestop