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My sister, Michelle, we need to talk. 😩🤲

Hotels are a superior vacation experience specifically because the relationship is transactional. I pay and they provide a clean room and hospitality. If I need something, there’s a front desk to provide. Nobody has to pretend we’re friends, nobody has to do unpaid labor, and everyone understands this arrangement. Honestly, my favorite hotel amenity is not having to speak to the landlord. I would pay extra for a hotel specifically to avoid the experience of communicating with an Airbnb host. I am not interested in subsidizing somebody's mortgage in exchange for the privilege of washing their dishes before I leave. Give me the most aggressively average hotel in America every single time.

Oxford St. no longer a destination for many Disabled People. Exclusion, why @MayorofLondon Do we have to take legal action against you under the Equality Act for failing to provide reasonable adjustment? We don’t all have power wheelchairs nor able to have use mobility scooters.

Dear AirBnB host - NO ONE TRAVELS WITH THEIR OWN TOILET PAPER!! And supplying a spare roll of toilet paper is a minimal expectation. When I contact you at 9:00 at night after I’ve been there for two hours to ask if I’m just overlooking where it may be, DO NOT tell me you’re happy to give me directions to the nearest store, or you’re getting one star. Thank you.

The scrambled eggs at a hotel breakfast are 19% water, and they're dyed. A lot of hotels and cafeterias pour them from a carton of Papetti's Breakfast Blend. The spec sheet reads whole eggs, 19% water, then under 2% of salt, xanthan gum, citric acid, annatto color and natural butter flavor. Papetti's is part of Michael Foods, one of the biggest egg processors in the country. Every ingredient has a job on a steam table. Xanthan gum holds the added water in the egg so it doesn't weep into the pan. Citric acid keeps the eggs from turning gray or green under a heat lamp. Annatto puts back the yolk color the water washed out. The butter flavor is there because nobody is going to add butter. The carton keeps for 98 days in the cooler. The plain version from the same company is whole eggs, whey, skim milk, xanthan and citric acid, with almost no added water and half the sodium.

since we’re all on the topic of Air Bnb hosts having astronomical chores lists before check-out, here is one my family and I encountered on a trip to the UP:

Now what this sista is speaking is TRUTH!! Everyone don't come from a revolutionary bloodline!!!!

2027 yılı Ekim ayının son akşamı tam da olmak istediğin yerde olacaksın.. bunu kendine gönder.

CYNTHIA ERIVO?! 😭

Perhaps the single most extraordinary detail in the Barbara Cartland biography - a book full of extraordinary details - is *how* she was able to write a whole novel a week, right down to the manner in which the manuscript was physically delivered to her publisher