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For the record, he put himself in the dog crate. September 2020-December 2020 #howitstartedvshowitsgoing #virtual #school
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I'll say what a lot of people in banking won't say out loud.
Plenty of jobs out there still pay $17 to $23 an hour. Full-time, that's roughly $2,940 to $3,980 a month before taxes.
Now go find rent under $1,700. Add a car payment, insurance, gas, groceries, utilities, your phone bill.
That's before health insurance comes out of your check. Before student loans. Before a kid gets sick and you're out $350 at urgent care. Before your car needs a transmission fix you didn't budget for.
I've worked in wealth management for over a decade, so believe me, I'm not anti-savings. Savings matter.
But there's a point where telling someone making $20 an hour to "cut out coffee" stops being useful advice.
You cannot budget your way out of $3,800 in unavoidable monthly costs on a $3,000 paycheck. The math isn't a discipline problem.
Sometimes the spreadsheet isn't broken. The income is just too low to cover what it costs to be alive right now.
This is genius. #boymom
In middle or high school, securing a boy’s hoodie is basically a status symbol for a serious relationship.
But for the boys who are traditionally the ones lending out these hoodies, costs can add up fast, creating a dilemma for the parents who are often buying the hoodie in the first place.
One mom has a new solution: a decoy hoodie.
“This is a PSA to boy moms out there, start getting your decoy bin ready for winter,” Arizona content creator arizona_mama5 posted in an Oct. 26 TikTok. “This is going to save you a lot of money.”
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Why would anyone invent healthy potato chips? When I want a potato chip, I am very specifically NOT looking to eat healthy. #hangry
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“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama
Tell me you live in a house with 3 guys without saying you live in a house with 3 guys. I just folded 7 pairs of gray sweatpants. What's the clue here? 7 pairs of pants, or that they're actually being folded instead of shoved in a laundry basket until it's time to wear them?
Hard to know who to root for tonight... @aajk_23 & the @Commanders or Robert #Longerbeam & the @ravens? They were both gracious studet athletes at @rfootball, and Athan even shared his chicken tenders! 🤣 I guess we'll just have to cheer on all #ScarletKnights playing tonight.
It's hard to know what to believe about public people like @PeteButtigieg & @Chasten. But I would babysit their twins in a heartbeat & hold a family cookout with all of them. I took my rainbow son to Pete's Arlington rally in 2020, we looked to you then, we look to you now. ❤️
Broke on berries...
I say this all the time, "You just ate a $5 bill" as one of my kids makes a carton of berries disappear!
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What do your pants reveal about your age? My results were spot-on. Why yes, I did grow up wearing @GUESS and @CalvinKlein jeans!
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It was a @JusticeWolvesFB game but three players had @RFootball drip in the form of @RutgersU towels. 🤣 @aajk_23 #CHOP #FridayNightLights
Just using @FairfaxCountyPD's radar signs to check out throwing speed... Probably not why the signs are there.🤣🏈🚓
Witnesses are entitled to legal counsel. No one elected you to the Senate.
Former CDC Director Monarez showed up to today’s @GOPHelp hearing with anti-Trump attorneys that proceeded to pass her notes and whisper in her ear as she testified. I asked her to name them for the record, she refused. 🧐
Being a #puppy is exhausting! #AdoptDontShop and meet Ely, this likely lab mix from @lostdogrescue. Ely is up-to-date with vaccinations, neutered, and clearly a very chill guy. #Virginia #WashingtonDC #Maryland #DMV
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It's a simple idea, feed hungry people. @WCKitchen
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Sweet & handsom Eli plays shy at the beginning, but once he warms up, he is a bundle of joy. Seven Corners PetSmart 3/29, 12-2PM. #adoptdontshop #rescuedog #puppy @lostdogrescue
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