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Listen people, I have opinions. But there is a difference between my personal life and my professional life. Here, I'm personal.

Joined March 2014
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For the record, he put himself in the dog crate. September 2020-December 2020 #howitstartedvshowitsgoing #virtual #school
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I'll say what a lot of people in banking won't say out loud. Plenty of jobs out there still pay $17 to $23 an hour. Full-time, that's roughly $2,940 to $3,980 a month before taxes. Now go find rent under $1,700. Add a car payment, insurance, gas, groceries, utilities, your phone bill. That's before health insurance comes out of your check. Before student loans. Before a kid gets sick and you're out $350 at urgent care. Before your car needs a transmission fix you didn't budget for. I've worked in wealth management for over a decade, so believe me, I'm not anti-savings. Savings matter. But there's a point where telling someone making $20 an hour to "cut out coffee" stops being useful advice. You cannot budget your way out of $3,800 in unavoidable monthly costs on a $3,000 paycheck. The math isn't a discipline problem. Sometimes the spreadsheet isn't broken. The income is just too low to cover what it costs to be alive right now.
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This is genius. #boymom
In middle or high school, securing a boy’s hoodie is basically a status symbol for a serious relationship. But for the boys who are traditionally the ones lending out these hoodies, costs can add up fast, creating a dilemma for the parents who are often buying the hoodie in the first place. One mom has a new solution: a decoy hoodie. “This is a PSA to boy moms out there, start getting your decoy bin ready for winter,” Arizona content creator arizona_mama5 posted in an Oct. 26 TikTok. “This is going to save you a lot of money.” 📸: Getty Creative Read more: bit.ly/4yR0sE3
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Why would anyone invent healthy potato chips? When I want a potato chip, I am very specifically NOT looking to eat healthy. #hangry
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“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama
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Tell me you live in a house with 3 guys without saying you live in a house with 3 guys. I just folded 7 pairs of gray sweatpants. What's the clue here? 7 pairs of pants, or that they're actually being folded instead of shoved in a laundry basket until it's time to wear them?
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Hard to know who to root for tonight... @aajk_23 & the @Commanders or Robert #Longerbeam & the @ravens? They were both gracious studet athletes at @rfootball, and Athan even shared his chicken tenders! 🤣 I guess we'll just have to cheer on all #ScarletKnights playing tonight.
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It's hard to know what to believe about public people like @PeteButtigieg & @Chasten. But I would babysit their twins in a heartbeat & hold a family cookout with all of them. I took my rainbow son to Pete's Arlington rally in 2020, we looked to you then, we look to you now. ❤️
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Am I going to 🔥 for laughing at this one?
The Vatican is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.
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I cannot believe libs got Catholicism in the national divorce
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The first five days after the weekend are often the hardest...
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Public Service Announcement...
We’re getting calls about polls being closed. They are closed because we do not have elections today. Kentucky votes next year. You cannot vote today in Kentucky for the mayor of New York City or the Governor of Virginia. Sorry.
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It was a @JusticeWolvesFB game but three players had @RFootball drip in the form of @RutgersU towels. 🤣 @aajk_23 #CHOP #FridayNightLights
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Just using @FairfaxCountyPD's radar signs to check out throwing speed... Probably not why the signs are there.🤣🏈🚓
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Witnesses are entitled to legal counsel. No one elected you to the Senate.
Former CDC Director Monarez showed up to today’s @GOPHelp hearing with anti-Trump attorneys that proceeded to pass her notes and whisper in her ear as she testified. I asked her to name them for the record, she refused.  🧐
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Being a #puppy is exhausting! #AdoptDontShop and meet Ely, this likely lab mix from @lostdogrescue. Ely is up-to-date with vaccinations, neutered, and clearly a very chill guy. #Virginia #WashingtonDC #Maryland #DMV tinyurl.com/yuu6768f
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Sweet & handsom Eli plays shy at the beginning, but once he warms up, he is a bundle of joy. Seven Corners PetSmart 3/29, 12-2PM. #adoptdontshop #rescuedog #puppy @lostdogrescue tiktok.com/@boredmama999/vid…
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