I’m not a candle girlie at all. I just want the jar with the blingy starfish. Tis’ pretty.

I heard Dracula needed money, So he's started an OnlyFangs. 😂🤣 #WednesdayWit

Where do bank robbers buy their getaway cars? At the flee market. 🤣😂 #WednesdayWit

Felt like treating myself today, so l've just been on Amazon and bought myself a barge pole. Thought I'd push the boat out for once. 🤣😂 #TuesdayTitters

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Many people don't know their Roman numerals. I is one. 🤣😂 #TuesdayTitters

Happy Shiny New Week Peeps ✨ Hope it’s full of treats and zero tricks 🎃 #NewWeekVibes

I remember when my mum got me into marionette school. She had to pull a few strings. 😂🤣 #MondayMirth

Where do hamsters come from? Hamsterdam 😂🤣 #MondayMirth

If anyone needs an ark, I Noah guy 😂🤣 #SideSplittingSunday

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Added jumping puddles to my pounding the pavement regime this morning 💪🌨️

A sheik is trying to buy up every fish and chip shop in the Aus. He's called Sultan Vinegar. 😂🤣 #SideSplittingSunday

Two months until Christmas! 🎄 Brace yourselves, the Mariah Carey defrosting process is 90% complete. Happy Sunday Funday Folks 🙋🏻‍♀️

Willie pike bringin’ life to the Cox Plate meeting. Good on him 👏

Cox Plate is up next I’m with Ceolwulf. Good luck 🤞

Accidentally knocked a lady over in Dominos Pizza earlier. Well, it was one at first... 🤣😂 #SillySaturday

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I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I've already taken five of them & I still don't feel like doing the dishes. 😂🤣 #SillySaturday Happy Saturday Folks 🙋🏻‍♀️

🍾 Jenni gets a win 🙌