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Chaos-Bringer of Humiliation and Mockery

Joined January 2013
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Keelon Russell buried his twin sister 2 weeks after arriving on campus. She was also talented. She was going to play basketball. Keelon worked through it and won the starting job as a sophomore. ESPN hasn’t given him an ounce of the respect he deserves.
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Good luck getting Coach to do another podcast TOMORROW. NICK SABAN.
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Committed!!
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The Tide takes the title! Alabama scores 48 points with three top-10 finishers, including individual winner Caren Kiplagat (18:46.5) to take home the SEC crown 👑 #RollTide
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Let’s make it a double! ✅ 37 points ✅ An SEC sweep ✅ Back-to-back conference titles ✅ #RollTide
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Missed this yesterday: It looks like Derrick Henry sent all of Alabama's running backs Gameday Boots. "To the Alabama Running Backs, "You've put in the work and battled through the first month of the season -- love what I'm seeing from this room. I wanted each of you to have a pair of Alabama Gameday Boots to wear with pride and represent the Tide. Keep grinding, stay hungry, and go handle your business. Roll Tide!" (📷 via EJ Crowell on Instagram)
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Lolololololol Nick is ruthless
Utah head coach Morgan Scalley revealed during Saturday’s College GameDay broadcast that a conversation with Nick Saban about defensive schemes left him questioning his understanding of football. Scalley reportedly recalled Saban criticizing his defensive approach during a discussion about Cover 3 coverage, telling him, “Son, that’s not Cover 3. That’s three defensive backs watching a touchdown from different angles.” #UtahFootball #NickSaban #CollegeGameDay #CollegeFootball #ESPN
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I miss the days when our defense was a bunch of bloodthirsty headhunters who carried a celebratory axe on the sidelines.
Coach Saban and Tony Brown
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Coach Saban and Tony Brown
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Alabama CB Chuck McDonald lost his mom, Tameka, to a heart attack on October 21, 2023. Three years and three days later, her son recorded his first interception. Chuck told me after the game, “That one is all for her!”
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Grubb, why is Keelon running the ball himself at the end of the game?
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Keelon’s young with a huge ceiling, and hopefully more development that isn’t neglected..
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A tremendous amount of talent and NIL money, amazing facilities, a huge fanbase, and an elite legacy. It’s all been squandered. This is a subpar coaching issue.
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🏈 LOUISIANA CAREER PASSING TOUCHDOWN RECORD 🏈 CONGRATULATIONS to Elijah Haven '27 on breaking the STATE RECORD for career passing touchdowns! The previous record was 145 passing touchdowns, held by Brock Berlin from Evangel. Elijah threw his 146th career passing touchdown in the third quarter of tonight's victory over Episcopal with a touchdown throw to Jarone Harris '27. Elijah already has broken the total (passing + rushing) touchdown record, breaking that in last years State Championship game. He is up to 197 total touchdowns for his career after tonight, with 147 passing and 50 rushing. We are SO PROUD of Elijah and the way that he represents our school, both on the field and off the field. Congratulations again, and GO TIGERS! #GoTigers #DutyFaithHonor #ChooseDunham
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WATCH: Alabama QB commit Trent Seaborn (@TrentSeaborn) made things look EASY tonight in Thompson’s win over Oak Mountain. 🔥 The Elite 11 finalist accounted for all five of the Warriors first half touchdowns before being replaced by 2029 QB Jahari Nation early in the second half.
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September 4: Four-star QB @TrentSeaborn becomes state of Alabama all-time leader for career passing yards. October 23: Five-star QB @elijahhaven05 becomes state of Louisiana all-time leader for career passing TDs. Big senior seasons for the Alabama commits.
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Alabama QB commit Trent Seaborn accounted for FIVE first-half touchdowns to give Thompson a 35-0 lead over Oak Mountain 🤯 (🎥 @NFHSNetwork)
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Bama commit Jeremiah Beverly with the game-winning stop! The only undefeated team in the region! To the playoffs! Seeding is set on the 30th. Hillcrest opens the playoffs as a host team Nov 3.
Jeremiah Beverly, the Alabama commit, gets the game-winning play, and Hillcrest wins the game over Bessemer City 22-20 and wins 5A Region 3 undefeated. @Tide1009
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Airbnb hosts are 💯angry their extra cleaning fee profit was eliminated, and maybe they’ll need to use that fee to hire a real cleaner to complete those tasks. I’ve done turnover cleaning for rentals. Stripping the beds, loading the dishwasher, etc. saved me maybe ten mins 1/2
I was on the r/airbnb_hosts subreddit and they’re crashing out so bad. These people have not even been cleaning the dishes after guests leave! Disgusting!
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