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Joined June 2011
Pineapple farms looks like someone said they were a pineapple farmer and got caught in the lie so just started chucking pineapples on the grass – at Toronto, Ontario
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Toronto will have a councillor who is a renter and lives in an apartment. As someone who also rents, I think that’s neat.
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they’re executing brad bradford in sankofa square tomorrow thank god
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MAYOR olivia chow i can’t wait to see you shaking ass at the next caribana darling
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FUCK OUTTA MY CITY BRAD SQUARED
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yall are way too broke to be this afraid of socialism
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Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum: “Lula’s victory is a breath of fresh air for Latin America.”
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lula won in brazil. chris brown is going to prison. they revealed jared kushner being a mossad agent. kesha backstabber music video out today. early midterm voting has a super high turnout. ed sheeran is still ugly. oh girls we are UP!!!!!
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Voting for Chow to see her bruk it up at Bana one more time
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Oh look the French government has been forced to concede to the protesting students. Who woulda thought that revolting actually works
BREAKING: France offers students $4.5 billion in school renovations and education reforms in a bid to end nationwide protests that have erupted into riots & looting.
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and she's playing sean paul for her win? Shes just like me fr
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thats what im talking about!!
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Vote for the only candidate ready to take Ford nation down. The only candidate with the expertise, and experience to move Etobicoke North towards the progress we deserve. The time is now #Ward1 - get out today and VOTE!
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I'm so stressed about this election I gnawed my way through my best hallowe'en candy.
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I just know Mayor Chow is going to throw it back in a circle, and I think thats beautiful
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Make the murders face famous No justice No peace
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if youre an eligible toronto resident plz make a plan to vote monday chow isnt perfect but shes secured record funds from prov&feds, expanded school meals, and improved municipal services (911,libraries) already bradford^2 is a flip flopping demagogue-not the leader for toronto
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The only way we win this is if folks know they have choices other than the incumbent Crisanti - I need y'all to help get the word out that on Monday, this election changes everything for all of us. I am on the streets RIGHT NOW waiting to meet with you. Can I count on you?
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Kohen Wiley...SAY HIS NAME
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small children as pallbearers. i don’t even know if humanity even exists anymore. we live amongst beasts.
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