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forsaken Bolts⚡️ fan, Paige Bueckers enjoyer, 2.8 handicap ⛳️, purveyor of narratives, consumer of facts, cursed with knowledge. I am never wrong, just early.

Joined November 2024
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The refs in this ole Miss game are insane
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Announcers for USC TAMU is brain dead. Keeps arguing about possession where it doesn’t matter
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truth nuke
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“This is the biggest holy war of all time” Someone tell the broadcasters to read a book. #HolyWar
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The swim trunks, the 175-yard 3 wood, walking after the shot. Everything about this is outrageous
If you don’t laugh watching old Riggsy storming after this shot he hit directly into a bunker like he’s Tiger walking down 18 I got nothing for you
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Coworker soft launching casual racism is like watching a beautiful flower bloom
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The war for Michiganistan is this week.
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Every time they show Fagnano’s wife she gets a little bit hotter
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Riggs grinding out half a point versus a 20 handicap @RiggsBarstool @ForePlayPod @Internetinvite
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If white moves in I hope somehow Marissa, FP, and big John take the money home
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Ruffels got engaged he def won the @Internetinvite
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Riggs is such a pussy
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Tyrese Maxey hasn’t had a game under 20 points at all this season… until the fucking day I add him to a parlay. Fuck this faggot.
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Nothing beats that 15 minute window after leaving the cinema where your brain genuinely hasn't remembered your real life yet
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Sending this to my boys so when they describe my golf shots it is exactly to decimal of this rating scale
A chart showing how positively or negatively people interpret different words and phrases.
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I wanna play golf with @claire_hogle_ and get high on life with her
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If Riggs loses to cheddy it cannot be forgiven
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Unless you are playing strictly in gross tournaments, saying “I don’t keep a handicap” just tells me you don’t play golf fr. If you don’t have a handicap and playing against people or in events then you aren’t playing
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Shadyside. South Highland Ave. Caller sees a deer. That's the entire call.
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This has probably been said a few times but just really wish they used blue or something for the white teams scoreboard so you can tell when teams are up or square.
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