Ayy please don't be coming to regular music shows doing that hippie festival shit, your fan and your tambourine are off beat af... go to treatment 👉👉
At a music festival on a farm amongst a bunch of middle aged Wisconsinites.
Tellin my friends, "yo we can't Scooby Doo this shit we gotta stick together…"
Mfs will owe me $80 and then when I finally hit them up for it after a month they’ll be like:
“My bad man my uncle died”
and I be like:
“damn, I’m so sorry man…
did he owe you $80??”
How am I a parent with all these nerds?..
When did all the nerds decide to get together and have kids?..
Am I a nerd?
Oh no…
MN playin defense like a real pack of wolves. They better quit calling them Denver turnovers and start calling them takeaways.
🐺 🐺 🐺 🐺 🐺
If I could donate some of my rapping skills to my wrapping skills I would, cuz some of these presents lookin kinda ramshackle…
Last night In a stadium that seats 18,000 people i randomly had the seat directly next to one of my ex gfs.
Luckily it was one of the cool ones
French voice: “you shoot many reckless 3, then stumble towards hoop and fall. I will act as if I have never once held a basketball”
(Caption This) #Timberwolves
You ever pretend to write down a confirmation number for a customer service rep just because it’s too much to explain that you don’t need it and just wanna hang up?
Jesslisten retweeted
posting this because this is one of my fave verses and I also genuinely miss performing. this is off my “it’s just rap mixtape, also features my boy @JessListen
caregiver life, but I’m still outchea. #onceagain
Jesslisten retweeted
shoutout the good sis @nakaraforje for her super dope song and asking me to do a verse for her #HealedHoochieChallenge so… I made a lyric video for it. we all got a story. enjoy, share & watch everyone that’s participated.


