@JessNoFace

charger fan, oxygen breather, plant enjoyer. also known as @stop_hammerzeit 🫶🏼

 the fun stuff 👉
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Joined May 2020
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walking around the house after my shower and accidentally created shadow art 🖤
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Alex Insdorf
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Quenton Nelson wins the super bowl with seattle, then the chargers sign him in free agency and he's suddenly diagnosed with a disease that hasn't been discovered yet
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bout to hop in the shower. got room for 2 more if you care about saving water
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bye week. the chargers may be 0-6 but they literally can’t lose today. so i’m allowed to wear this
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I think I found the loneliest cloud in the world today
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bonus points if you can guess where this was taken
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work brunch. yes I did my hair. mama needs a promotion
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justin can you just be a diva for once in your life and say someone should be fired
Noah Furtado@bynoahfurtadoOct 19
Question to Justin Herbert: "Why has it not clicked for you this year in this offense?" Herbert: "I don't know. If I had the answers, then we'd definitely be having a different conversation."
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the chargers are genuinely painful to watch. like, they’re not even a fun, scrappy bad. just completely depressing dogshit football from start to finish. amazing
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weekend trip to the keys. the ideal NFL redzone setup
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and now I have to watch the chargers
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after 2 years I finally changed my profile picture. took a lot of courage. please, no need to applaud
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biscuit just licked you without your consent
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selfie
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got a meeting in 20 minutes but it’s work from home wednesday 🗣️🗣️
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watching good teams play a competitive game on primetime when your team sucks
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behold. the perfect toast. I may never top this
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I think the worst part about being a chargers fan is that no matter what changes are made, it will not work out. new coach will suck. new GM will suck. whole team will get injured. big FA signing won’t work out. generational 1st round pick will be just ok once he arrives in LA
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anyway bolt up ⚡️
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I actually thought the chargers might win for like 5 minutes today
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the game was over after the 4th down stop so that justin herbert fumble doesn’t count
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