live in the glorious Ribble Valley. I provide running commentary of how I vex my work colleague Phil.
Clitheroe, England
Joined February 2009
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Aww I'm quite missing irritating the life out of @PhilRenwick & @MissASinead on a daily basis #StupidLockDown
Just been reminded of the time I got a taxi and after dropping me off the driver was off to buy a Goat to slaughter for a funeral. Safe to say; best taxi ride ever. #PleaseDontKillMe
Me: singing the Wombles theme tune
Amy: I’ve never seen an episode of the Wombles. They are hedgehog s aren’t they?
Me: No
Amy: What are they then?
Me: Wombles
Amy: well that’s pretty much a hedgehog.
#Wombling
Well done @whalleywineshop well deserved. When's the party? 😄
So pleased to say last night we won the @PCWineAwards independent Retailer of the year! Here’s Matt (@ovenscrubber) and Rachel (@RachelWallhouse) picking up the award from @joefattorini - winning the award or meeting Joe?? Close call as to which was the highlight for them! 😂🍾
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I'm lost for words. This us the best thing I have ever tasted! I can still taste it now! Amazing! @NorthcoteUK @PrateekSadhu #obsession20
Today is the day! Simply can't wait for tonight and to see the menu! #obsession20 @NorthcoteUK @PrateekSadhu @MissASinead
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Day 3 of; get @TheTonyHadley to come and sing at @MissASinead wedding. Might need to start enlisting people @romankemp @SpandauBallet #MakeAmysDreamsComeTRUE
#obsession20 starts tomorrow, which means the countdown is on to the night we have booked @PrateekSadhu @NorthcoteUK I simply can't wait!
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day 2 of tweeting @TheTonyHadley, only about another 400 days to go...
#PleaseSingAtMyFriendsWedding
Jamie: I need some cheese wire
Me: I need some cheese!
Amy: me too, shall we get some cheese?
Jamie: I don’t think you’ll like the cheese I can give you!
Go away, Jamie you creature. I don’t want to think about your crusty nob at this time of the morning!
#BoysAreHorrible 🤢
So how do you get someone to sing at a wedding? Do you just bombard them with tweets? If so @TheTonyHadley I apologise in advance for the harassment, but my wonderful friends little head would explode if it actually worked and you turned up to sing #CanYouImagine
Jessica Coughlin retweeted
If I had a time machine I would go back to 25th Jan 2009 and warn @iainlee not to join Twitter
Popped into @whalleywineshop the other evening to sample the new low alchol prosecco. It's very good! However, I think it means I can drink tooooo much of it. 🥂
Amy: Who is Jimmy Cricket?
Phil: A bloke who had L & R written on his wellies but they were on the wrong feet.
Me: He was a character, you know like a simpleton
Amy: Like Pinocchio?
I’m actually crying because I’m laughing that much. #ILoveHer
Amy: Since I’ve got engaged, I’ve forgot how to do directions
Me & Phil: Errr, what?
Amy: well I had a ring on my right hand. So, ring is right (waving hand in air)
Phil: Shall we get her some of Jimmy Crickets wellies?
Me: And you’re in charge of your children?
#SomeOneHelpHer