pretty things, early tee times, and questionable loyalty to the @mapleleafs

Canada
Joined June 2010
I’ll take looking like a saggy potato with a β€œfourteen head” over fawning over an AI-generated photo ran by a dude any day of the week. Imagine trying to tear someone down over calling out a fake account. You will have to try harder than that πŸ₯°
Replying to @JessfromTO
And you look like a saggy potato . I can see your jealously clapped bitch 🀣 Invest in some botox, lose the pounds, and fix that fourteen head into a forehead 🀣
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And the fact this person took the time to put a different filter on the photo is absolutely hilarious πŸ˜‚
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Y’all know this is a fake account right? Literally screams AI 🀑
Post-workout look, but honestly I just want to sit on the couch and watch hockey with you πŸ™ˆπŸ’™ Be honest, will you be in?
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Butt warmer and steering wheel warmer is onnnnnnnnn πŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯Ά
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Me this morning seeing how many people unfollowed and blocked me because I don’t vote the same as them. Only the emotionally immature folks can’t handle a difference of opinion.
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Who the fuck is in charge of the time clock in this game?????? Should’ve flown me out, been time keeping since I was like 10 πŸ˜‚
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Judging by the polls.. double L for Toronto tonight 🀒
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Looking like we will be losing our winning streak tonight too lol booo 😒 #leafs
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Goodbye goodbye winning streak. 5-0 was nice while it lasted 😒 #ChiefsKingdom
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Four in a row. Don't give me hope πŸ˜­πŸ’™ #leafs
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π’₯π‘’π“ˆπ“ˆ retweeted
COWAN WITH THE FEED AND MATTHEWS WITH THE FINISH πŸ”₯ Leafs double their lead 🫨
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Lakeside sipping 🍷🍁
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Home for the weekend 🀍
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Do I try and snag the new Lisa Gozlan @MapleLeafs bracelet today? πŸ‘€
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Me and the racoon in my backyard at 3 am having a stare off like bro please just leave so I can let my dog out and go back to bed 😭
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Things you love to see β¬‡οΈπŸ˜
the Leafs bench celly to the Stecher goal
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3 in a row? In this economy!? Well, I’ll be damned 😌 #leafs
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Mr.Tumnus is so unlikeable, good thing for his skills on the ice I guess πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
Brady Tkachuk got booed all night in Ottawa and still complimented the fans and city for their passion postgame. Say what you want about Brady, but that's how you return with class. Unlike the meltdown of his USA teammate Jack Eichel, who returned to Buffalo with anything but.
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