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Did I mention I’m entering politics AND pregnant 🫣 😂 😏
Tell the haters that growing a tiny human doesn’t disqualify someone from elected office by contributing to my campaign:
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And I wrote about running while expecting here:
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I read my first proclamation as an elected official last night! And yes, the Snoqualmie Valley is where pies go when they die @Kyle_MacLachlan.
#TwinPeaks 🦉☕️🥧🌲🖤
🚨Final fundraising push!
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Missing sidewalk forces us on a 45mph road to go outside. City Council is older men who don’t watch their baby wobble on a busy street.
Increase local gov w/ young families, women, & LGBT+ people. We’re so close to our goal. ♥️
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Psst. Watch Ben and Times & Galaxy's incredible artists play through the first two cycles of the game as part of @FellowTravellr's publisher sale, on now on the Steams!
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So excited to announce my candidacy for City Council in my rural town of Carnation, Washington (aka Twin Peaks 🌲). Visit my website to learn more about me and my priorities:
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So grateful for endorsements from @feliciaday & @jhaletweets 🖤
Thank you everyone for the kind words! For those wondering: YES I would be so grateful for campaign donations.
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I had this commissioned after Treestar passed away in 2020. I know others loved her too (via my RPG character of her), hope this gives you a little joy. Much love!
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You taught me that if you believe in magic and have a sick beard, anything is possible. Thank you, Jess.
It’s me, your favorite candy-coated confection and aged manic pixie. I love and thank you for over a decade of delight. This place and your support made my dreams come true. Tell your friends, but don’t make it weird. Find me on the second star to the right. 🖤🫠✨🧚🏻
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Good on you! We need to do more all ages shows!
@nee_massey First night out in over a year. Sleepy Seattle had at least a few new parents in the audience!
“Judy never felt so good except when she was sleeping” 🎶💤🖤 @bellesglasgow
“Night’s swift dragons cut the clouds full fast, and yonder shines Aurora’s harbinger.”
Welcoming a new soul into the world, our little Sprite: Aurora Fennec Faye
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I feel as American as the apple pie I just made. Enjoy today, we have so much more hard work to do.
#Election2020 #BidenHarris2020
Gasp. My soon-to-be-born baby will never know a timeline where Trump is president!!! And she will live in a world where a BIPOC woman is empowered to hold the highest offices. 🖤
The Plague Doctor is here to give you life. Happy Halloween. 🖤💉
#wearamask #pandemic
